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By dunno why we bother - 31/03/2014 20:07 - United States - Tampa

Today, while on patrol with my partner, we came across a guy getting a beat-down on the sidewalk. After restraining the attacker, we helped the victim to his feet, only for him to spit at us and call us "goddamn pigs". You're welcome, sir. FML

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By Undercover - 12/10/2009 08:38 - United States

Today, while working as a plain clothes police officer, I witnessed a fight in a front yard. My partner and I intervened and clearly identified ourselves as police. Unfortunately, the two guys' mother didn't have her hearing aid in, and hit my arm with a baseball bat. FML

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Crusin' for a bruisin'

By burr415 - 20/04/2012 22:55 - Sweden - Hägersten

Today, my friend was waiting outside the store while I bought a newspaper. Through the window, I saw two guys getting physical with him, so I went outside and they took off. I muttered, "Yeah, I thought so." They then turned around and beat the crap out of us. FML

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Appropriate force

By Peppered and Zapped - 07/04/2020 05:00

Today, I'm recovering from being pepper-sprayed, beat with a baton and Tased, and arrested for assault. I'm a bouncer and was trying to remove a drunk asshole from the bar when the police showed up. FML

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By sigh - 27/09/2013 19:01 - United States - Frederick

Today, I was cleaning up litter from the street, when a guy asked who I work for. I said nobody and that I was just doing some community service. Before I could clarify that it was voluntary community service, he called me a "piece of shit delinquent", spat on me, and walked off. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Netherlands

Today, someone was getting beat up by 6 guys. When I tried to help, they had a swing at me as well. The cops came when I was enthusiastically defending myself. They got away, I got arrested. FML

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By hook me up with some smack, Jack - 01/08/2015 06:18 - Australia - Perth

Today, I, along with two cops and another paramedic, had to fight to pin down some total scumsucker. He was high out of his mind on god knows what, in his underwear, screaming like a maniac outside someone else's house at 2 in the morning. I don't get paid nearly enough for this shit. FML

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By shenmas - 08/07/2018 19:00

Today, while I was out walking with my girlfriend, I got beaten up and called an "abuser" by a gang of women who noticed bruises on my girlfriend's arms and legs. The bruises are from her karate class. FML

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Captain Badass

By NotAsToughAsHeThinks - 14/02/2011 03:25 - United States

Today, a man pulled me violently into an alleyway and informed me I was being mugged. Being a body-builder, I said, "Oh yeah? Go on then." He kicked my ass in a matter of seconds, stole my wallet, then farted on my bruised face. He called me a wimp. FML

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Shorty

By Anonymous - 07/09/2020 13:01 - United Kingdom

Today, on my first day as a community support officer, a 7-foot meathead in the middle of a domestic argument told me to “piss off shorty”, and when I asked him not to swear at me, he picked me up one-handed and threw me in a builder's skip full of mud and wet cement. FML

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Public freakout

By selfdefense - 12/10/2009 04:16 - United Kingdom

Today, a customer at work became violent and started hitting me and my coworker. Not wanting him to get the shit beat out of us, I used a move that pinned the guy on the ground. The police came and he was arrested. I was then fired for assaulting a customer. FML

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juan3611 14

Tuesday 1 April 2014 1:20

This is why we can't have nice things.

Malfurious 17

Tuesday 1 April 2014 1:23

Some people don't deserve the decency extended by others - it's good to know there are decent people like you guys looking out for others.

Comments

skittyskatbrat 19

Tuesday 1 April 2014 1:39

Well, you just have to realize that sometimes, some people DESERVE their beat downs ;)

GirlGamer12345 22

Tuesday 1 April 2014 1:42

Sorry OP. People suck

maskedman 9

Tuesday 1 April 2014 1:42

I feel your pain. I was playing Infamous: Second Son and I helped this bus full of people get through some obstacles. Guess what happened next. Those bastards wouldn't let me on the freaking bus. Seriously??!!???

ksks1234 33

Tuesday 1 April 2014 1:48

Because video games are exactly the same as real life...

FunnyChin 6

Tuesday 1 April 2014 1:48

That idiot deserved to be beaten

Caelrona 8

Tuesday 1 April 2014 1:51

Spitting on ANYONE is a crime. It is assault with a deadly weapon, because you never know what a random persons spit could contain. By spitting on someone you are assaulting them with a potential biohazard.

jazzy_123 20

Tuesday 1 April 2014 2:00

1, for real! I'm 19 and know lots of people who always say F*** the police, my stupid brother being one of them.. F the police? yeah asshole? he (my brother) didn't say that the day he hit me and I called the police on him. That little wimp went to his friend's house to hide because he was scared! lol. And that pretty much sums up all the people who say F the police x)