By quirrus - 07/05/2012 09:42 - United States

Spicy
Today, while showering with my boyfriend, he asked if something was weird about his penis. Naturally, I looked closer. As soon as I did, he sprayed my face with urine. This is only the beginning; we just moved in. FML
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Comet_Candy 23

That is just disgusting...

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Heather645 5

Wow, and your still with him?

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Comments

poohappens26 0

Oh hell no! That's grounds for breakup in my book! Sicko needs to be a ex

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datfatjunkii 1

Did you uppercut his junk while you were down there?

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db9372 6

I shower with my fiancé and he pissed on my ass and laughed but never on my face. Not into that kind of stuff. Gross. I have been farted on many many times though lol

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Locoluis 15

No. This is the end. Say goodbye to that manchild. You deserve better than that.

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PrimeStarscream 30

Ew. Dump him. If that's his fetish he can enjoy ****. No man that pees on you and disrespects you is worth your time.

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kait11 16

That's actually really inappropriate... Boyfriend or not.

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lowie89 7

That's disgusting! Real immature on his part

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FlutterShyy 0

The fact you didn't say your now Ex bf shows you deserve it ok liked it to some degree

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THE_A_TEEN 27

1) Use better grammar 2) There is this thing called "Love", it is what OP experiences 3) OP didn't like it because of one factor: it's on FML. DEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPP!

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