By quirrus - 07/05/2012 09:42 - United States

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Today, while showering with my boyfriend, he asked if something was weird about his penis. Naturally, I looked closer. As soon as I did, he sprayed my face with urine. This is only the beginning; we just moved in. FML
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Comet_Candy 23

That is just disgusting...

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Heather645 5

Wow, and your still with him?

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Comments

la_gata_0716 5

Nothing is wrong with his penis but something definitely is wrong with him!

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sandinthewaves 5

That's the funniest thing I've heard all day!

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joanniejore 7

You deserve it for not putting a stop to it.

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rammy125 4

Come on.. That's just funny. you're in the shower, not like you can't wash it off right away. You just have to get him back when he least expects it.

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_wraith 15

Urinating on people - especially your significant other - isn't generally what people do for yuks... And in the shower or not its still disgusting.

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jponce312 4

I would move out.... Who knows what else hes capable of doing to you.

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juunebug 2

Why on earth didn't you punch him in the groin? How ******* rude.

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icallbullshit 3

Because that can lead to ******** torsion, or sterility.

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sammis 0

Good, idiots like that don't need to breed.

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gfoo 2

Hah pissing on his gfs face? Sounds like a real classy dude. I'd break up with him.

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LDloodle 2

You picked that idiot.

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