By Anonymous - 01/01/2012 18:09 - Canada

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Today, while watching Rio, I got a boner when Blu and Jewel kissed. This is almost as pathetic as getting a boner a few days ago while watching Homer and Marge kiss on The Simpsons. I think I'm way past the point of ever getting laid. FML
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iFizzgig 11

I see you fapping to cartoon **** in the future!

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perdix 29

You may be past the point of ever getting laid. . . for free. You'd be surprised what enough cash could do. I'd bet that for a big enough stack of loonies, you can find a blue-haired ***** who will scream and moan like Marge Simpson for the 30 seconds you last inside her. Just show her the D'oh!

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PhilTSG 1

What is the deal with all the posts about guys getting off on Marge Simpson? I think this is the 3rd one I've seen in the last 2 or 3 months

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boredfishing 0

Lower your standards and you'll get laid. That's the issue now and days. Everyone thinks they need to e a super model. Or actually lose their "v" in a bed. Nothing wrong with a public restroom ;)

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SpeakOutLoud 1

How bout get a life?

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daisyadair 5

Dude you really need to stop watching cartoons and go meet some people !

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alival 12

Take her take her to the floor Show her show her how you roll Drop it drop it drop it low drdrdrop it low

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phatdaddy62 23

Sometimes, jerking it to toon **** can be fun! However, I get laid too!

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OfficeNinja 5

Whatever you do, don't google "hentai". You will rub yourself raw.

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