By Anonymous - 01/01/2012 18:09 - Canada

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Today, while watching Rio, I got a boner when Blu and Jewel kissed. This is almost as pathetic as getting a boner a few days ago while watching Homer and Marge kiss on The Simpsons. I think I'm way past the point of ever getting laid. FML
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iFizzgig 11

I see you fapping to cartoon **** in the future!

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perdix 29

You may be past the point of ever getting laid. . . for free. You'd be surprised what enough cash could do. I'd bet that for a big enough stack of loonies, you can find a blue-haired ***** who will scream and moan like Marge Simpson for the 30 seconds you last inside her. Just show her the D'oh!

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KiddNYC1O 20

Marge is pretty hot. Have you been introduced to Lois Griffin?

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KiddNYC1O 20

I wouldn't mess with her. She's connected to the CIA.

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jsprackman 11

Hentai addiction op

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Snow_Daisy 7

Different strokes for different folks. *raises eyebrow*

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1JDub 6

Soooo....Im guessing Rosie has a firm grip on ya there lil buddy...FYL

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sucks2BEyouu 0

I doubt it... I havent gotten laid in 19 years >:/ me and you should meet up, and get this little shin-dig out if the way ;)

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CryMoreFMLs 14

Tsk tsk, prostituting yourself on FML. Shame on you.

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NightHawK170 0

We should get together then(;

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Mitch_Connor 11

Pussy's a luxury, same as a having a college degree or a car.

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silentbutfunny 0

Idk, i dont think its concidered a luxury if 49% of people have it

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aceman1992 9

So your saying all I have to do is shell out large amounts of money and you get pussy?

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mama2b3 20

Almost as pathetic? I'd say more pathetic. At least the Simpsons are kind of people. But birds..?

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xoxomariahkxoxo 6

What's next. Dogs licking eachothers holes!? :P

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silentbutfunny 0

I dont think it matters, if he's getting a boner from cartoons in the first place...

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gabbykinz13 9

I saw Rio on my first date with my boyfriend!!! Aaahhh memories :)

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Llamacod 11

That's not true, you can always get a prostitute. But getting laid without paying for it, yea give up on that.

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Llamacod 11

Sorry perdix, I didn't see your comment as I didn't want to get distracted from my comment by reading other comments so I just commented chechen started reading. I hope you'll forgive me this once

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thatKidzmOm 10

What's chechen?

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Monkeybuttcream 4

OP, One word for you " Smurfette" - Did you just have a misfire in your pants?

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laden_swallow09 34

Smurfs don't have nipples… not arousing.

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Monkeybuttcream 4

And how many smurfs have you ****** lately? Inverted nipples are still nipples....Ass.

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