By Anonymous - 01/01/2012 18:09 - Canada

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Today, while watching Rio, I got a boner when Blu and Jewel kissed. This is almost as pathetic as getting a boner a few days ago while watching Homer and Marge kiss on The Simpsons. I think I'm way past the point of ever getting laid. FML
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iFizzgig 11

I see you fapping to cartoon **** in the future!

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perdix 29

You may be past the point of ever getting laid. . . for free. You'd be surprised what enough cash could do. I'd bet that for a big enough stack of loonies, you can find a blue-haired ***** who will scream and moan like Marge Simpson for the 30 seconds you last inside her. Just show her the D'oh!

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kimmi41509 10

I really don't understand how watching birds and cartoons kiss is enough to make you get hard..

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sinny7684 4

It's pretty easy... Sometimes guys get horny and even a soft breeze can get them hard. But yea, OP needs to go out there and get laid.

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Acaprice14 9

Watched Rio not too long ago. I have bonerbird syndrome too.

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karaaa16 0

How to birds kiss....?

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leafsrbest 0

Wait wait wait. You were watching rio???

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Jibblets2367 7

Sexy. Just wait til Lisa grows up. She'll be a total babe.

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alexxss_fml 10

Forever Alone :')

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hlynn92 0

Looooove this. Don't feel bad I'm with ya.

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