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By rioght onnn - 20/05/2011 19:38 - Canada

Today, while working at a restaurant, an elderly lady stuck my tip in my back pocket as I was walking away. I wish I knew this before I'd thrown her to the floor for touching my hiney. FML

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By unsatisfied - 09/03/2009 06:15 - United States

Today, I was working at the grocery store and a very old woman wanted to give me a tip for bagging her groceries. She slid a quarter into my pocket against my thigh as deep down as she could get it, then she gave me a smile and a wink. I was groped by a grandma. FML

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By grannysmack - 11/07/2009 09:10 - United States

Today, as I was bent over at my waitressing job an elderly woman walked by and smacked my ass. I looked at her, shocked, and she said, "It was too tempting with you bent over like that, I have a dirty old mind." I didn't know whether to be flattered or horrified. Maybe both. FML

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By anonymous - 28/05/2013 00:56 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I was working at a place where if you're tipped, you sing. After a lady paid for her ice cream, she pulled out 5 dollars. Thinking it was a tip, I took it, and sang the song. She didn't mean to tip me. I was stopped by the woman slapping me. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2012 07:23 - United States

Today, while at work, a customer gave me a $20 tip. I explained to him we aren't allowed to accept tips, but he insisted. When I called the manager to report it, he pocketed my tip. FML

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By no one - 02/06/2020 14:00

Today, I was at work at McDonald's, at the front counter when an elderly lady came up to me and whispered, "I just shit everywhere in your restroom," then turned around and walked out the door. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/04/2012 01:55 - United States - Darien

Today, I was walking down the street, when a little old lady bumped into me and fell over. I helped her up and she thanked me for being "such a nice young man". It was only an hour later as I was in line at the store that I realized she'd pickpocketed my wallet. FML

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By great parenting pal - 11/08/2020 02:01

Today, I was dining out with friends. I saw a mom instructing her young child to go to empty tables and take whatever cash had been left. I discreetly told the manager. He confronted the woman and pointed right at me. As she was being thrown out, she tossed a very heavy mug at my head. It hit me. FML

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By brhorton02 - 06/04/2009 14:42 - United States

Today, I was waitering at the restaurant that I work at when I collected a credit card bill that was worth $120 and a big zero on the tip line. Angered, I turned to a co-worker and said "I knew this asshole wasn't going to tip me." The guy was standing right behind me with $30 in his hand. FML

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By ihatemyjob - 12/09/2010 07:23 - Canada

Today, at work, an elderly lady came up to the cash register with a flyer in her hand, and asked if we had a certain item. I told her we did not have any left, and we would be getting more next week and if she wanted, I could give her a rain check. She hit me in the face with her purse. FML

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By ab1e - 12/05/2010 20:07 - United States

Today, while at work, a woman left her credit card at my register. I tried to return it before she left. Seeing her getting into her car, I jogged after her and yelled, "Wait." She ran over my foot. FML

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Saturday 21 May 2011 0:45

Hey, elderly or young, female or male, I don't blame you at all.

omgwtftoni 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 0:47

it doesn't matter, her hands shouldn't have been anywhere near your butt.

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lmaoatall 6

Saturday 21 May 2011 1:20

shitass. yeah she shouldn't have touched you, but that was still ****** up. do you know how serious you could have hurt her? you understand how much a hip replacement will cost you? I hope she files a complaint with management. that was an ass move. **** grannys life.

lmaoatall 6

Saturday 21 May 2011 1:31

I want to add another thing. I don't know what the laws are in canada, but here, pretty sure the cops would be paying your ass a visit.and I do believe excesive forse would come into play here, regardless if you stated you were defending yourself.

deathfyre8 13

Wednesday 30 July 2014 16:48

The moment somebody uses unwanted force to touch your body you have every right to defend yourself. Even a judge would side with OP.

abasio 1

Saturday 21 May 2011 1:22

Wtf is wrong with you? You'd been serving her obviously, you knew she was an elderly woman so why on Earth would you "throw her to the floor"? You would have no case if you got fired for something that stupid. FYL for being you.

iReadFmlsFml 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 1:25

Took the words right out of my mouth, was just about to say that

MrSexyPants 14

Saturday 21 May 2011 1:26

Really, 'hiney'? And hurting an elderly woman? What we got here is a douchebag.

PurpleHaze93 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 1:27

Guys I dunno why everyone is talking as if the woman shouldn't have touched him. I really doubt she was meaning to touch his butt, it's just a subtle way of giving someone a tip. There's nothing wrong with it and there's nothing she shouldn't have done. He just sounds overly paranoid who's really weird about people touching his butt... Total YDI

XxGuard 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 1:28

words weren't good enough huh?

carnage1108 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 3:35

The throw-down is mightier than the voice-box

deviable 9

Saturday 21 May 2011 1:32

I hope she sues you for assault. it's never ok to throw anyone to the ground because they touched your ass.

paleontologist 8

Saturday 21 May 2011 1:41

...And it's never okay to touch someone's ass without their consent. In this case, it was OP's mistake, but still. If someone's touching you without your permission, you have the right to defend yourself.

alphatoomega 21

Sunday 17 February 2013 18:49

Pushing someone away or something like that to defend yourself is one thing. Throwing someone to the ground because they touched your ass is not okay as a first response, ever.