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By rioght onnn - 20/05/2011 19:38 - Canada

Today, while working at a restaurant, an elderly lady stuck my tip in my back pocket as I was walking away. I wish I knew this before I'd thrown her to the floor for touching my hiney. FML

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By unsatisfied - 09/03/2009 06:15 - United States

Today, I was working at the grocery store and a very old woman wanted to give me a tip for bagging her groceries. She slid a quarter into my pocket against my thigh as deep down as she could get it, then she gave me a smile and a wink. I was groped by a grandma. FML

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By grannysmack - 11/07/2009 09:10 - United States

Today, as I was bent over at my waitressing job an elderly woman walked by and smacked my ass. I looked at her, shocked, and she said, "It was too tempting with you bent over like that, I have a dirty old mind." I didn't know whether to be flattered or horrified. Maybe both. FML

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By anonymous - 28/05/2013 00:56 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I was working at a place where if you're tipped, you sing. After a lady paid for her ice cream, she pulled out 5 dollars. Thinking it was a tip, I took it, and sang the song. She didn't mean to tip me. I was stopped by the woman slapping me. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2012 07:23 - United States

Today, while at work, a customer gave me a $20 tip. I explained to him we aren't allowed to accept tips, but he insisted. When I called the manager to report it, he pocketed my tip. FML

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By no one - 02/06/2020 14:00

Today, I was at work at McDonald's, at the front counter when an elderly lady came up to me and whispered, "I just shit everywhere in your restroom," then turned around and walked out the door. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/04/2012 01:55 - United States - Darien

Today, I was walking down the street, when a little old lady bumped into me and fell over. I helped her up and she thanked me for being "such a nice young man". It was only an hour later as I was in line at the store that I realized she'd pickpocketed my wallet. FML

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By great parenting pal - 11/08/2020 02:01

Today, I was dining out with friends. I saw a mom instructing her young child to go to empty tables and take whatever cash had been left. I discreetly told the manager. He confronted the woman and pointed right at me. As she was being thrown out, she tossed a very heavy mug at my head. It hit me. FML

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By brhorton02 - 06/04/2009 14:42 - United States

Today, I was waitering at the restaurant that I work at when I collected a credit card bill that was worth $120 and a big zero on the tip line. Angered, I turned to a co-worker and said "I knew this asshole wasn't going to tip me." The guy was standing right behind me with $30 in his hand. FML

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By ihatemyjob - 12/09/2010 07:23 - Canada

Today, at work, an elderly lady came up to the cash register with a flyer in her hand, and asked if we had a certain item. I told her we did not have any left, and we would be getting more next week and if she wanted, I could give her a rain check. She hit me in the face with her purse. FML

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By ab1e - 12/05/2010 20:07 - United States

Today, while at work, a woman left her credit card at my register. I tried to return it before she left. Seeing her getting into her car, I jogged after her and yelled, "Wait." She ran over my foot. FML

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Saturday 21 May 2011 0:45

Hey, elderly or young, female or male, I don't blame you at all.

omgwtftoni 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 0:47

it doesn't matter, her hands shouldn't have been anywhere near your butt.

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maryburnsgreen 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 0:50

Either way you don't do that if try are the costumers dumbass.

Carpy 8

Saturday 21 May 2011 1:54

You really need to keep taking those English classes.

EvilPotato 14

Saturday 21 May 2011 3:31

I have to agree.

choirnerd1808 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 7:45

they meant to put they and instead accidentally put try. it's an easy mistake to make especially if you are in a touch screen. stop being such jerks.

wdcthree 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 10:27

customers* Remind me again who the dumbass is?

padlockd 9

Tuesday 24 May 2011 2:22

Proofreading. Just do it.

KatrinaKitten 16

Saturday 21 May 2011 0:51

That type of aggression, especially in a workplace such as a restaurant, is inappropriate. Why would you throw down an elderly woman when she obviously doesn't pose a threat to you?

KatrinaKitten 16

Saturday 21 May 2011 1:03

I get what you mean, but still. Aren't there more productive ways to stop things like that, such as simply saying, "Please stop that," or even ignoring it. Most likely the OP has a history of traumatic sexual abuse if their first reaction to having their "hiney" touched is violence.

lolatfmlss 1

Saturday 21 May 2011 16:54

Katrina if that really is you, you are amazingly beautiful ;)

KatrinaKitten 16

Saturday 21 May 2011 17:25

thanks .

Goaliefriend 5

Monday 23 May 2011 2:49

creep ...

BigTitsMckee 0

Tuesday 24 May 2011 4:56

u are gorgeous ........ haven't seen a beautiful white girl in a while lol everyone is about the Mexican girls now

Lichinamo 33

Thursday 20 February 2014 4:31

I couldn't help but laugh when you suggested asking them to stop, 26. The OP assumed sexual assault, and a lot of the times when you're being sexually assaulted, they won't stop just because you ask politely. You have to hit or yell at them.