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By rioght onnn - 20/05/2011 19:38 - Canada

Today, while working at a restaurant, an elderly lady stuck my tip in my back pocket as I was walking away. I wish I knew this before I'd thrown her to the floor for touching my hiney. FML

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By unsatisfied - 09/03/2009 06:15 - United States

Today, I was working at the grocery store and a very old woman wanted to give me a tip for bagging her groceries. She slid a quarter into my pocket against my thigh as deep down as she could get it, then she gave me a smile and a wink. I was groped by a grandma. FML

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By grannysmack - 11/07/2009 09:10 - United States

Today, as I was bent over at my waitressing job an elderly woman walked by and smacked my ass. I looked at her, shocked, and she said, "It was too tempting with you bent over like that, I have a dirty old mind." I didn't know whether to be flattered or horrified. Maybe both. FML

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By anonymous - 28/05/2013 00:56 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I was working at a place where if you're tipped, you sing. After a lady paid for her ice cream, she pulled out 5 dollars. Thinking it was a tip, I took it, and sang the song. She didn't mean to tip me. I was stopped by the woman slapping me. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2012 07:23 - United States

Today, while at work, a customer gave me a $20 tip. I explained to him we aren't allowed to accept tips, but he insisted. When I called the manager to report it, he pocketed my tip. FML

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By no one - 02/06/2020 14:00

Today, I was at work at McDonald's, at the front counter when an elderly lady came up to me and whispered, "I just shit everywhere in your restroom," then turned around and walked out the door. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/04/2012 01:55 - United States - Darien

Today, I was walking down the street, when a little old lady bumped into me and fell over. I helped her up and she thanked me for being "such a nice young man". It was only an hour later as I was in line at the store that I realized she'd pickpocketed my wallet. FML

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By great parenting pal - 11/08/2020 02:01

Today, I was dining out with friends. I saw a mom instructing her young child to go to empty tables and take whatever cash had been left. I discreetly told the manager. He confronted the woman and pointed right at me. As she was being thrown out, she tossed a very heavy mug at my head. It hit me. FML

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By brhorton02 - 06/04/2009 14:42 - United States

Today, I was waitering at the restaurant that I work at when I collected a credit card bill that was worth $120 and a big zero on the tip line. Angered, I turned to a co-worker and said "I knew this asshole wasn't going to tip me." The guy was standing right behind me with $30 in his hand. FML

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By ihatemyjob - 12/09/2010 07:23 - Canada

Today, at work, an elderly lady came up to the cash register with a flyer in her hand, and asked if we had a certain item. I told her we did not have any left, and we would be getting more next week and if she wanted, I could give her a rain check. She hit me in the face with her purse. FML

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By ab1e - 12/05/2010 20:07 - United States

Today, while at work, a woman left her credit card at my register. I tried to return it before she left. Seeing her getting into her car, I jogged after her and yelled, "Wait." She ran over my foot. FML

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Saturday 21 May 2011 0:45

Hey, elderly or young, female or male, I don't blame you at all.

omgwtftoni 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 0:47

it doesn't matter, her hands shouldn't have been anywhere near your butt.

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towboater198425 6

Saturday 21 May 2011 8:03

who the **** says hiney? are you twelve?

DWORD 2

Saturday 21 May 2011 8:52

i would have asked for her number

Skroal_stomper 5

Saturday 21 May 2011 10:13

I hope you got fired idiot.

RileyL29 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 10:17

Baddd idea. You could get your restaurant in a world of trouble.

BluAndExile 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 10:42

oh man we got a tough guy... did you punch a 2 year old in the face for smiling at you too? your amazing -.-

Eros19 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 10:47

ASSHOLE!!!

LilaBear 1

Saturday 21 May 2011 10:49

you threw an old lady to the ground just because she touched your backside? geez, take a chill pill.

aegillesp 1

Saturday 21 May 2011 11:57

Well I suppose since OP is male and it was an old lady that touched his ass, this is OK, but if an elderly man touched a woman's that is just HIGHLY a no-no. wtf people! If you don't know the person, you don't have a right to touch anyone without their consent.

morella_xx 29

Sunday 22 May 2011 4:44

The FML is not that someone touched him, but that he threw her to the ground and felt bad about it immediately after. Which could have been prevented by not reacting violently in the first place, when a "Ma'am, please don't touch me." would have sufficed. So, yes, I would still say "YDI" if it was a young woman/older man. You don't get to go around beating people up because they do something you don't like.