By zztopspinner - 14/03/2012 19:11 - United States

Today, whilst stacking the dish washer I dropped a steak knife. Luckily, I caught it just before it hit my foot. I fist-pumped to celebrate my amazing catch and stabbed myself in the cheek. My parents couldn't stop laughing all the way to the hospital. FML
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AnonymousChik 5

Is it just me or does this story seem vaguely familiar? Possibly an altered story from earlier?

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CryMoreFMLs 14

Believe it or not, some people have similar crap happen to them. Small world, eh?

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PussyPredator 6

Have fun telling that story when you have kids.

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EmreArslan 11

Holy ****... You could have killed yourself! The **** are your parents laughing at? Meme action? :p

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Frankietodamizza 0

well hopefully you have a brother that your parents can count on to carry the family name

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Heinousness 0

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Did you forget about the knife in the heat of the moment?

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pinkcrayola 0

No he just thought it was a good day to cut himself on the cheek.

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secondchance128 2

The Joker would approve

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chels1994 11

Next time, put the knife down before you celebrate

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