Too late

By Anonymous - 27/10/2013 23:46 - United States - Paramus

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Today, I got married. My husband and I had been waiting until marriage to have sex, and when the time came, we started to undress. As I took my bra off, his eyes glazed over, and he fainted. An hour later, all he could say was, "I don't think we're meant to be together." FML
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ApollosMyth 22

Wow, that is very shallow of him.

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flashback.miss 28

sounds like you married a boy, not a man. but, on the other hand it could be nerves, talk to him. hopefully he was joking...

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jdeezy01 13

You should feel somewhat proud of this, your breast are so amazing that they caused a man to faint. Good job OP

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iamsodoneman 4

Awuh that sucks I'm sorry :/

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breakinlegs 19

waiting for marriage to have sex is stupid. that's like buying a car before test driving it and he is probably gay anyways.

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anotherbrittany 5

I wouldn't say the idea of it is stupid but op's husband apparently agreed to it which either shows how much of an asshole is or he had some serious nerves. I can see waiting a while to build your relationship but waiting to marriage can be risky, but some people wait till they are know they are getting married and start having sex. What ever floats their boat.

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edanielleh 21

respecting sexual rights goes both ways. if you can't respect the right to not have sex, you don't really respect a person's rights to their own body. I am a christian myself and know many people who were virgins when they were married. Sure, every marriage doesn't work out. But most have. Any decision about a person's sex life is theirs to make, not yours

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KawaiiCupcake 14

People can choose to do this! Just like they choose to not! Why do people who wait until marriage have to be made fun of? And it's surprising that OP's husband didn't find out that she has small boobs. I didn't have sex with my bf but he still knew. Surprisingly they didn't engage in any sexual stuff that's not sex.... Me think

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edanielleh 21

if you read the comment i was replying to, it was about how stupid op was to make that choice. I am going to go out on a limb here and say op probably knew the risks. what bothers me is that if you criticize a person for sleeping around you are a bigot. But it is open season on anyone who wants to wait. I was just hoping to remind the commenter that respect goes both ways

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toritoisback 1

if he waited till marriage what do you think was gonna happen..

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est000dog 11

To few info to give a constructive comment on this

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dman255 10

Lol idk what he was expecting. I think he got too excited.

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FrankHotpants 31

Everyone has their own personal choice to wait or not but personally I think that's important enough in a life long relationship to make sure you will be satisfied with before you have no choice. I have 2 friends who waited till marriage and it didn't last because of it. Just doesn't make sense to me BUT it's just an opinion.

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abusch 9

Am I the only one that sees the obvious conclusion - he's completely, fabulously gay?! All the signs are there - avoided sex until last possible moment, is petrified of boobs, and the oh-so-cryptic "I don't think we're meant to be together" is obviously meant to be "you don't have the right bits for me". Sorry OP, but look on the bright side - your house is going to be amazingly well decorated!

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edanielleh 21

it really could be a lot of things. perhaps he was a victim of sexual abuse, maybe he has a biological sex drive problem, etc. I am not saying gay isn't an option, but it certainly isn't the only likelihood

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HelloooooNurse 20

This was also the first thing I thought of, I'm so glad I was not the only one!

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BobbieH 19

I also, immediately thought he was gay. I think he saw her naked and he just couldn't convince himself he was attracted to women anymore.

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kayteakay 26

And it has nothing to do with OP's attractiveness level. Finding a better way to handle the situation, just an explanation, would save her some negative thoughts about herself.

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KawaiiCupcake 14

Even gay guys like boobs! That dude is messed up!

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neuroticallyyour_fml 17

I'm also inclined to go with this line of thinking. I know realizing I was gay was a very overwhelming thing for me. So, if this was in fact the case, I can see how having that realization on your wedding night could be so overwhelming that it caused such a strong reaction.

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alex_gen 38

You're an idiot. Since when does being Christian make you gay? Get your facts straight.

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chosha_fml 26

#198 Though being religious might make you more likely to hide the fact that you're gay and try to marry a person of the opposite sex.

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peterblack67 9

I agree. Him being gay is the first thing I thought of.

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