Too late

By Anonymous - 27/10/2013 23:46 - United States - Paramus

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Today, I got married. My husband and I had been waiting until marriage to have sex, and when the time came, we started to undress. As I took my bra off, his eyes glazed over, and he fainted. An hour later, all he could say was, "I don't think we're meant to be together." FML
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ApollosMyth 22

Wow, that is very shallow of him.

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flashback.miss 28

sounds like you married a boy, not a man. but, on the other hand it could be nerves, talk to him. hopefully he was joking...

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SoulSair 11

*wave of tissues pour out*

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BeXxSarai 10

Props for waiting til marriage! He'll come around, maybe it was just nerves!

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Raykyogrou03 12

So you waited till after you got married to still not have sex

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Janae1 5

That's why you're suppose to test driver the car before you take it off the lot

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stupidbox 9

maybe he thinks you're too good to be true ;)

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doLLe 21

This is why people shouldn't wait to have sex until they are married.

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Ziggy122 15

And this is why waiting for marriage really isn't what it's cracked up to be.

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