True Love Waits

By anonomus - 01/06/2010 01:35 - United States

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Today, my husband and I had sex for the first time because we pledged we wouldn't have sex until we were married. He's terrible. FML
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robinsn 0

Most people are their first time.

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bobsanction 18

I doubt you know what good sex is.

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dramaababyy 0

so this a fabulous opportunity to teach him what you like and dont like. if he doesn't seem to improve after that...well then it classifies as an fml.

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the_boob 0

how would you even know what good sex is?

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dramaababyy 0

she didn't say shed never had sex. she said they waited. meaning they hadn't done it with each other.

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perdix 29

Give him a chance to improve. If he fails to do so, you can always start cheating. There are plenty of guys out there that will give it to you long, hard and hot, especially if some other dude is actually supporting your ass.

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mjolene 0

ppl really still wait till marriage to have sex??

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bidiblee 0

well practice makes perfect! ;)

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Mortanious 0

So you come on fml and tell the whole world. You're not only stupid but an asshole as well. So you guys never had sex during the dating phase, and didn't have sex during the engagement phase. Unless he was cheating don't expect him to last more than a couple minutes. Even Ron Jeremy or Peter North with no sex for a few months wouldn't last long when they **** again. Also why do you people always stop after one round? Women come faster the more they ****** and men come slower. Round one was too fast, take a 10 minute break and go for round two and so on. Round 3 you will be begging him to come. For now go **** yourself.

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RedPillSucks 31

Sorry, I had to LOL at the 2nd to last sentence.... I could picture her laying there thinking "Oh God, will this never end?!!!"

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kannibal13 0

**** his life because he's married to you.

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dramaababyy 0

oh my geez is your necklace scissors!?!

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saosky182 0

Waiting until you're married to have sex makes no sense to me. If he's so terrible, maybe you should make him watch a few pornos so he can see how it's done

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brianna1494 27

What are you? 12? You do realize that **** is incredible inaccurate right?

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