True Love Waits

By anonomus - 01/06/2010 01:35 - United States

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Today, my husband and I had sex for the first time because we pledged we wouldn't have sex until we were married. He's terrible. FML
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robinsn 0

Most people are their first time.

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bobsanction 18

I doubt you know what good sex is.

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sam102795 0

did you both speed marriage just to have sex?

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MegMM 0

get him to watch **** an learn some new things. it takes awhile to learn. no one on BORN knowing how to have sex!!

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derschadenfreude 5

either you two idiots waited until marriage to have sex, in which case YDI or this is your first time with this particular guy and you just chose to make him wait until marrying you to have sex with him, which makes you deserve it more. either way, YDI.

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Haberdashery 0

Sex is not like test driving a car. With cars, test driving usually leads to purchase. With sex, test driving just leads to more test driving.

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saks_fml 0

How would you even know what good sex is? iI's your first time. Post a story like this when you're more experienced (:

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YANKSFAN4EVER 0

oh that sucks.

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missheep 0

The first time with my boyfried was soooo bad. But we just kept practicing a lot and now, a year later, is really great.

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leena24 11

this is where the saying "try before you buy" comes from...

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xXLenaXx 0

agree with 128! how much of a bitch are you for posting this as an fml about your HUSBAND?? is it really that difficult to just TALK to him? since, you know, that's kind of what you should be able to do. YDI for marrying without being able to communicate with your own husband. i feel so sorry for him for having such a bitch. : *hugs him*

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