True Love Waits

By anonomus - 01/06/2010 01:35 - United States

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Today, my husband and I had sex for the first time because we pledged we wouldn't have sex until we were married. He's terrible. FML
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robinsn 0

Most people are their first time.

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bobsanction 18

I doubt you know what good sex is.

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mpclaw 3

and what makes you such a wonder in bed?

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rety1 13

well atleast you have the rest of your lives to get it right. :)

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sadsadsadsaddepr 2

wait, how do you know he is terrible? who are you comparing him to? you aren't cheating on him, are you?

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dugumit 0

today I had sex with my wife for the first time. it obviously wasn't her first time she said I was horrible dirty ******* ****.

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JessiKitty_lol 7

it's called practice. You've got a lifetime to learn from and teach each other

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meganm922_fml 0

ydi for coming to fml instead of communicating with your husband. if you are unable to be open and honest with him, you shouldnt have gotten married. i guess your good news is youll be divorced before you know it if this is how you handle problems. it doesnt matter when anyone has sex, its about being able to communicate with someone if things arent meeting your expectations.

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margxoxo 0

I agree with #131. quite funny too. :)

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splinterette 0

You have the rest of your lives to learn the sexual chemistry thing, and you'll both get better. You have a great place to trust each other and be honest with each other about how things are going - because you're married, you know he won't be comparing you to later girls (and hopefully, you've talked about him NOT telling his friends about your physical relationship). Congratulations on waiting until you married him, and give it some time!

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