TW: Gross

By Anonymous - 14/02/2011 00:09 - Denmark

Today, my roommate complained about his penis being smelly and itchy. It's been a week. Yesterday he woke me up in the middle of the night, asking if I had some kind of Vaseline or moisturizer he could use for the itching. He still refuses to go to the doctor. FML
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Doortje 29

Drag his ass to the doctor, or well, his penis really. Just hold on to it (I recommend wearing gloves) and don't let go until you put him in a chair in the doctor's office. Freaking nasty roommate, yuck. FYL.

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capt_awesome1 11

I would not touch any of his personal stuff, or use his sheets/bed !

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skyeyez9 24

Get a new roommate as soon as you can! Preferably a clean, nerdy type. The worst of your worries would be him wanting to talk to you about dungeons and dragons and not about smelly itchy cocks.

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TheRealLori 0

Tell him to wash that thing and take it to the doctor before it rots off. And yes it can happen!

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theonlysweetpea 10

Tell his triflin ass to take a ****** bath!

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lemonzone25 17

Make sure you don't crawl into bed with any girl he's sleeping with.

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Keylogger_0 0

Now presenting the all new product: Blue Waffle for men.

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lexi365 20

That's just wrong but made me lmao...

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nicopico_fml 2

He's got a yeast infection. Pick some cream up for him. It won't go away otherwise. (from your friendly neighborhood doctor)

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farmerchick_09 0

Sure the lotion was for the itch

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bigdawg11 0

12 ur a dumbass! The waiting list for u to get a lil health care kills more ppl than the broke ppl in america and if everyone lived ther nobody would get help at all

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