Poopoo peepee, Gross and Health: TW: Gross

TW: Gross

By sweet_stufz - 11/11/2010 13:30 - Canada

Today, I was in a public washroom and I had to take a dump. I knew how dirty the toilets were, so tried to do the "stand and poo." Unfortunately, I slipped and the poo fell on the ground. Then I realized there were no paper towels. There was a line outside waiting. FML

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By Oh dear - 05/07/2012 22:15 - Saint Vincent and the Grenadines - Kingstown

Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML

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By penguinsfan - 16/05/2009 14:47 - Canada

Today, I had to pee badly. I went into a stall and sat down. Only until after I'd peed, I realized that I didn't have any toilet paper. I waddled to the next stall with my pants down to get more toilet paper, believing that the bathroom was empty. It wasn't. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2011 05:26

Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2013 10:30 - United States - Shreveport

Today, I was in a public bathroom with the runs when I noticed my stall didn't have any toilet paper. I was the only one in the bathroom, and I thought I could make it to the stall next to me and grab some with my pants down. I wasn't actually the only one in there. FML

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By caught out - 26/04/2014 23:29 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I had to take an urgent dump at work. I noticed too late there was no toilet paper left, so I had to risk doing a quick "pants around the knees" shuffle to the next stall. I locked eyes with the window cleaner at the same time I heard someone enter from behind me. FML

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Shit for brains

By Anonymous - 31/10/2023 15:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, in desperate need of a shit, I quickly ran into a shop to buy toilet paper. I rushed home and unleashed, only to realise I'd bought paper towels. Without options, I had to wipe my ass with them and consequently blocked the toilet. I found rolls of toilet paper while looking for the plunger. FML

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Always check before

By Anonymous - 19/05/2017 14:00

Today, the stall I was using didn't have any toilet paper in it. Being the immature idiot I am, I was too embarrassed to ask for someone to grab me some. So I waited 45 minutes for the bathroom to be empty and crept into the next stall, only to find it was also out of toilet paper. FML

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Sneaky

By Shamed - 06/09/2011 08:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML

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By ToiletRoll - 29/03/2015 12:49 - Australia - Frankston

Today, I was in a public restroom taking a poop and as I started unrolling the toilet paper, the whole roll fell off the handle and rolled out underneath the cubicle door. I heard somebody laugh at me. Nobody helped. FML

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By highleyj - 01/04/2009 08:16 - United States

Today, I ran to a public bathroom because of explosive diarrhea. In the middle of it, I noticed there was no more toilet paper nor paper towels remaining. The smallest bill in my wallet was a 5. I had to pay 10 dollars to wipe my own butt. FML

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marinus_fml 19

Thursday 11 November 2010 16:30

Pretend it wasn't yours ;)

Matias_Says_FML 4

Thursday 11 November 2010 16:31

That stinks.

Comments

akwes 0

Thursday 11 November 2010 16:47

u should applied an ass gasket first aka toilet paper on seat and then u would of knew there was no paper

mintcar 9

Thursday 11 November 2010 16:48

This is incredibly disgusting. I understand the emergency, but really, it doesn't take away from the disgust. I wonder how you even got out the situation.....

mintcar 9

Thursday 11 November 2010 17:15

^ of*

benJ13_fml 5

Friday 12 November 2010 18:53

me too I wanna know the answer. it would be horribe.. =/ Big FML for you

perdix 29

Thursday 11 November 2010 16:56

Pick it up with your panties, flush 'em and go commando until you get home. Just hope that no guy you like gets within 20 feet of you to smell your unwiped bunghole.

Zmeilerr 22

Thursday 11 November 2010 17:22

TMI, Perdix lol.

mubaki 18

Thursday 11 November 2010 17:35

well if OP was going to use her panties to pick up the poo anyway, she could've used them to wipe first ;P

noshtsherlock 0

Thursday 11 November 2010 17:58

smart thinking #49 :)

Zmeilerr 22

Thursday 11 November 2010 18:00

you too 59

sammers3282 2

Thursday 11 November 2010 16:58

Well.. i've never heard of "stand and poop" maybe "squat and pee.." but come on ladies, thats an impossible task for us, only men can do it right... sometimes. We end up just peeing on ourselfs. Like #25 said, you should have applied toliet paper... oh right you didn't have any. FYL for not checking that first. Were you just gonna pull your undies up after your poop and walk around with stained poop undies? eww.. or if you pee'd were you just gonna shake until you were dry? Lesson learned ladies, never use public bathrooms for one, 2.. well always make sure theres toliet paper. :]

caraphernelia 0

Thursday 11 November 2010 17:12

i've never heard of the 'stand and poo' either.. if you would've been smart enough to put the toilet paper over the potty (so it doesn't touch you), maybe you would've seen there was no toilet paper! and then you wouldn't have shit on the floor ..

ulicksam 0

Thursday 11 November 2010 17:01

People like you are the reason they're dirty. YDI.

1990TD 6

Thursday 11 November 2010 17:22

Oh my god! Finally someone who gets it! PEOPLE WHOM BELIEVE PUBLIC BATHROOMS ARE DIRTY, ARE THE REASON THAT THEY'RE ACTUALLY DIRTY!!! Man, I really hate these people. They're so Damn stupid! Grab some toilet paper (oh right, she didn't has some) and whipe the toiletseat clean, f#cking idiots :@

aback 4

Thursday 11 November 2010 22:01

Exactly. I've never heard of anyone catching anything from a toilet seat. Ever. Theoretically, you could, but hey--instead of all the bathroom gymnastics you go through trying to keep OMG the backs of your thighs from actually touching a toilet seat(!!!!!), you could carry some sanitizing wipes, instead. Or at least lift the seat so you don't piss/shit all over it. Because feces splashed all over a public place? Now THAT'S an actual biohazard.