Poopoo peepee, Gross and Health: TW: Gross

TW: Gross

By sweet_stufz - 11/11/2010 13:30 - Canada

Today, I was in a public washroom and I had to take a dump. I knew how dirty the toilets were, so tried to do the "stand and poo." Unfortunately, I slipped and the poo fell on the ground. Then I realized there were no paper towels. There was a line outside waiting. FML

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By Oh dear - 05/07/2012 22:15 - Saint Vincent and the Grenadines - Kingstown

Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML

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By penguinsfan - 16/05/2009 14:47 - Canada

Today, I had to pee badly. I went into a stall and sat down. Only until after I'd peed, I realized that I didn't have any toilet paper. I waddled to the next stall with my pants down to get more toilet paper, believing that the bathroom was empty. It wasn't. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2011 05:26

Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2013 10:30 - United States - Shreveport

Today, I was in a public bathroom with the runs when I noticed my stall didn't have any toilet paper. I was the only one in the bathroom, and I thought I could make it to the stall next to me and grab some with my pants down. I wasn't actually the only one in there. FML

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By caught out - 26/04/2014 23:29 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I had to take an urgent dump at work. I noticed too late there was no toilet paper left, so I had to risk doing a quick "pants around the knees" shuffle to the next stall. I locked eyes with the window cleaner at the same time I heard someone enter from behind me. FML

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Shit for brains

By Anonymous - 31/10/2023 15:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, in desperate need of a shit, I quickly ran into a shop to buy toilet paper. I rushed home and unleashed, only to realise I'd bought paper towels. Without options, I had to wipe my ass with them and consequently blocked the toilet. I found rolls of toilet paper while looking for the plunger. FML

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Always check before

By Anonymous - 19/05/2017 14:00

Today, the stall I was using didn't have any toilet paper in it. Being the immature idiot I am, I was too embarrassed to ask for someone to grab me some. So I waited 45 minutes for the bathroom to be empty and crept into the next stall, only to find it was also out of toilet paper. FML

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Sneaky

By Shamed - 06/09/2011 08:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML

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By ToiletRoll - 29/03/2015 12:49 - Australia - Frankston

Today, I was in a public restroom taking a poop and as I started unrolling the toilet paper, the whole roll fell off the handle and rolled out underneath the cubicle door. I heard somebody laugh at me. Nobody helped. FML

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By highleyj - 01/04/2009 08:16 - United States

Today, I ran to a public bathroom because of explosive diarrhea. In the middle of it, I noticed there was no more toilet paper nor paper towels remaining. The smallest bill in my wallet was a 5. I had to pay 10 dollars to wipe my own butt. FML

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marinus_fml 19

Thursday 11 November 2010 16:30

Pretend it wasn't yours ;)

Matias_Says_FML 4

Thursday 11 November 2010 16:31

That stinks.

Comments

Shinygirlnz 1

Thursday 11 November 2010 22:15

Idiots like you are the reason public bathrooms are disgusting in the first place.

addynat 0

Thursday 11 November 2010 22:15

Win.

capilot 10

Thursday 11 November 2010 22:22

You're a jerk. Hovering is anti-social for just this reason. Your selfish germ phobia just made that toilet unusable for everybody else, and created a true "FML" for the poor janitor who has to clean up after you like you're a fracking toddler. If you're afraid the toilet seat is dirty, grab a wad of tissues and wipe it down before you sit on it.

catatonicsleep 17

Thursday 11 November 2010 22:31

if everyone used the toilet correctly the only thing that should touch the seat is the back of people's legs which aren't that germy...

TropicalTulipz 0

Thursday 11 November 2010 22:35

1.) I would nevvvaa go to a public toilet 2.) I would nevvvaa poop in there 3.) if u knew there was a line waiting why the freak would you poop in that toilet, theyre just gonna complain that ur dirty for pooping in a public toilet....DATS NASTY!

catatonicsleep 17

Thursday 11 November 2010 22:38

*never *that's sometimes people just have to go... would you advise OP to shit themselves instead?

dragonaair 5

Friday 12 November 2010 6:12

Hey, @105. Ever heard of the word "capital"? @104, a toilet is for... doing your toilet business? I don't know, like pooping?

whyffml88 0

Thursday 11 November 2010 22:44

Well, it seems op couldn't control his poo and because he was in a hurry to take off his shit he simply didn't realize about the tissues.. Just saying :)

Zmeilerr 22

Thursday 11 November 2010 22:55

I only take ***** in public restrooms. especially those old gas stations where they never clean the bathrooms

Hopersz 0

Thursday 11 November 2010 23:07

Lol. OP what did you use to wipe your ass? I sure hope not your hand

anniekins 6

Thursday 11 November 2010 23:10

that us unfortunate and vile.

caviar_fml 2

Thursday 11 November 2010 23:32

YDI because in a public restroom the toilet seat isn't nearly as unhygienic as the soap dispenser or any of the handles that you have to touch to open the doors. fail