Poopoo peepee, Gross and Health: TW: Gross

TW: Gross

By sweet_stufz - 11/11/2010 13:30 - Canada

Today, I was in a public washroom and I had to take a dump. I knew how dirty the toilets were, so tried to do the "stand and poo." Unfortunately, I slipped and the poo fell on the ground. Then I realized there were no paper towels. There was a line outside waiting. FML

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By Oh dear - 05/07/2012 22:15 - Saint Vincent and the Grenadines - Kingstown

Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML

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By penguinsfan - 16/05/2009 14:47 - Canada

Today, I had to pee badly. I went into a stall and sat down. Only until after I'd peed, I realized that I didn't have any toilet paper. I waddled to the next stall with my pants down to get more toilet paper, believing that the bathroom was empty. It wasn't. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2011 05:26

Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2013 10:30 - United States - Shreveport

Today, I was in a public bathroom with the runs when I noticed my stall didn't have any toilet paper. I was the only one in the bathroom, and I thought I could make it to the stall next to me and grab some with my pants down. I wasn't actually the only one in there. FML

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By caught out - 26/04/2014 23:29 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I had to take an urgent dump at work. I noticed too late there was no toilet paper left, so I had to risk doing a quick "pants around the knees" shuffle to the next stall. I locked eyes with the window cleaner at the same time I heard someone enter from behind me. FML

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Shit for brains

By Anonymous - 31/10/2023 15:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, in desperate need of a shit, I quickly ran into a shop to buy toilet paper. I rushed home and unleashed, only to realise I'd bought paper towels. Without options, I had to wipe my ass with them and consequently blocked the toilet. I found rolls of toilet paper while looking for the plunger. FML

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Always check before

By Anonymous - 19/05/2017 14:00

Today, the stall I was using didn't have any toilet paper in it. Being the immature idiot I am, I was too embarrassed to ask for someone to grab me some. So I waited 45 minutes for the bathroom to be empty and crept into the next stall, only to find it was also out of toilet paper. FML

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Sneaky

By Shamed - 06/09/2011 08:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML

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By ToiletRoll - 29/03/2015 12:49 - Australia - Frankston

Today, I was in a public restroom taking a poop and as I started unrolling the toilet paper, the whole roll fell off the handle and rolled out underneath the cubicle door. I heard somebody laugh at me. Nobody helped. FML

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By highleyj - 01/04/2009 08:16 - United States

Today, I ran to a public bathroom because of explosive diarrhea. In the middle of it, I noticed there was no more toilet paper nor paper towels remaining. The smallest bill in my wallet was a 5. I had to pay 10 dollars to wipe my own butt. FML

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marinus_fml 19

Thursday 11 November 2010 16:30

Pretend it wasn't yours ;)

Matias_Says_FML 4

Thursday 11 November 2010 16:31

That stinks.

Comments

mylifesfkedup 0

Thursday 11 November 2010 19:16

when i use a public restroom i put toilet paper on the seat before i sit... if you had done that instead of trying shit standing you have known there was no paper before u even started to go... so u kinda deserved it....

hobosareawesome 0

Thursday 11 November 2010 19:18

I feel so bad for the janitor.... *Shudders*

hobosareawesome 0

Thursday 11 November 2010 19:22

I feel so bad for the janitor....

jose1760 1

Thursday 11 November 2010 19:25

Pick that shit up with your hand! but be careful cuz it's going to be hot!

BWill9014 4

Thursday 11 November 2010 19:33

"Ew that's dirty..." "oh? Do you think... Well guess I better not show you where the lemonade is made... Sweet lemonade... Mmm sweet lemonade.... Sweet lemonade... Yeah sweet lemonade" xD

sinnedrebel 0

Thursday 11 November 2010 19:44

inexperienced pooper or was it your first time? always check for shut paper first ohhh you can cover the toilet seat with it too

scout_fml 0

Thursday 11 November 2010 19:49

or you could have just /sat the hell down/ and gotten over your germophobia. The bottom of your purse is probably dirtier, and you touch that. So's money.

dynky 3

Thursday 11 November 2010 20:03

you do realise that people like you who try to do these ridiculous manoevers to avoid touching the toilets are the reason they get so dirty in the first place? if everyone just sat on the seat all the pee and poop might actually make it into the bowl.

addynat 0

Thursday 11 November 2010 22:10

I totally agree with #91

rebecca1992 0

Thursday 11 November 2010 20:24

For one thing. They said a line outside, which means it was a one stall restroom. And it also clearly states 'paper towels' not toilet paper. Why they didn't just use toilet paper, I don't know...

dragonaair 5

Thursday 11 November 2010 21:00

It still could of been a multiple stalled bathroom, OP could just be referring to the line outside that are lining up for other stalls. Paper towels can mean toilet paper. Idiot.