Kids: U-turn

U-turn

By jaimie - 19/03/2011 16:00 - United States

Today, we were going to Disney World all the way from North Carolina. After 12 hours of driving, my kids started fighting and complaining. My husband finally said, "If I hear you guys one more time we're turning around and going back home." They annoyed him once again, and we actually went home. FML

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By kennyjhynes - 23/06/2014 13:56 - United States

Today, I drove 12 hours with 6 screaming little girls. They were arguing about things that should've been in the Lego movie. They watched it 4 times. FML

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By longdrive - 14/10/2014 05:17 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I left for a fifteen-hour drive with two guys who won't stop talking in a Yoda voice. Sick of this nonsense, I am. FML

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By alice5000 - 07/11/2008 05:47 - France

Today, during a never-ending dinner with really boring friends, I faked being tired and told my husband, "Let’s go honey, we have a long way to drive home." He looks at me and says, "Well… we are at home." FML

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Not so Magic Kingdom

By Disney dashed - 23/09/2019 00:01

Today, I fulfilled my lifelong dream of going on a family trip to Disneyland. Less than two hours in the park, my kids have been scared shitless by every single character, they don’t want to ride any rides, my husband is drunk, and the mouse ears headband gave me a vomit-inducing migraine. FML

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Cheap ass

By Anonymous - 11/06/2024 17:00 - United States

Today, on our drive down to California to work on a contract worth 20k with my husband (we own our business and work together), he refused to spend $50 on RV parking, so we didn't get to sleep all night, all because it was hot and the rest-stop was scary. We have two young kids and a dog. FML

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By Stacy Dee - 20/07/2011 20:18 - United States

Today, my family is on the third day of driving cross country. My husband is still pretending he is driving on a NASCAR track, sound effects and all. FML

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Heartfelt

By Anonymous - 01/05/2022 15:01 - United States - Lake Stevens

Today, my husband put myself and our 3 year-old on a plane back to the other side of the US, because he “just can’t” with us anymore. FML

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Family day

By Anonymous - 09/06/2023 01:30 - India - Puducherry

Today, all I wanted was to take my two kids and their two favourite cousins to the beach on their last day of vacation together. My mother-in-law went into full beast mode, shouting about how I'm always roaming around and being irresponsible. The kids never meet and are from different cities. FML

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Road trip

By kanepie - 05/07/2019 04:03

Today, we were driving home from NYC to Knoxville after our flight got cancelled, and we had to drive with 3 strangers for 13 hours. We are now stuck in Who-Knows-Where, Virginia, with two blown tires, because a metal plate fell off an 18-wheeler in front of us. FML

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Best vacation ever

By anon - 16/07/2022 18:00

Today, I've been on vacation with my friend and his family for a week. Apparently, his idea of a vacation includes constant screaming arguments with his wife, while their kids sob in the living room. I tried to take the kids out once and got a lecture on boundaries, which started another huge fight. FML

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milou_fml 6

Saturday 19 March 2011 19:22

that's some pretty badass parenting right there

givants 0

Saturday 19 March 2011 19:28

he'll yeah, that's the kind of parenting I wanna see, no sucking up to kids, those kids will remember that for the rest of their life

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placencia 1

Sunday 20 March 2011 4:35

Say what you want, but my dad did the same thing. The difference is, we made it into the hotel room. My brother and I were arguing and fighting on the bed after we got there, and he told us if it happened again then he would put us in the car and we'd go home. He came back a few minutes later and we were fighting again. I learned then that if my dad said he was going to do something, he meant it. I'm 31 years old and the lesson stuck. To this day, I have never been to Disneyworld.

mcr0cutie 0

Sunday 20 March 2011 4:50

what an ass!

mad_hatter0666 22

Sunday 20 March 2011 4:53

he better come up with the money to reimburse you for the Disney tickets and gas and food for the ride there. I would have thrown a BF if my husband thought he could get away with that.

jarrid813 0

Sunday 20 March 2011 4:56

kick his ass then give home a bj

ulicksam 0

Sunday 20 March 2011 5:04

False threats do nothing. Maybe next time, the bratty kids will behave and/or listen.

bebo5500 0

Sunday 20 March 2011 5:38

that a man of his word These kids will take his words sersiasly from now on

MrWinner 0

Sunday 20 March 2011 5:40

Dad is a winner. You act up you're done. Fair and square.

MrWinner 0

Sunday 20 March 2011 5:42

No he should have told them they were going to pizza hut. Pull into the parking lot, spanked them, then went ahead to disney world

ChibiChibi_fml 27

Sunday 20 March 2011 7:03

I don't necessarily disagree with the spanking part, but I think lying to them about what was coming would be a bit excessive.

TheNewGuy03 28

Sunday 20 March 2011 6:09

the parenting is SUPER EFFECTIVE, but...well, honestly, the first thing that came to mind was gas money. now THAT'S a waste. |the kid|

MsKittyKatWeber 10

Sunday 20 March 2011 6:31

the dad probably didn't even want to go. So he acted like an ass just so he could go home and sit on his ass playing MW2 and drink beer. I bet the wife was so happy just to finally do something as a family, and he didn't care. Ass just blamed the kids.