Kids: U-turn

U-turn

By jaimie - 19/03/2011 16:00 - United States

Today, we were going to Disney World all the way from North Carolina. After 12 hours of driving, my kids started fighting and complaining. My husband finally said, "If I hear you guys one more time we're turning around and going back home." They annoyed him once again, and we actually went home. FML

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By kennyjhynes - 23/06/2014 13:56 - United States

Today, I drove 12 hours with 6 screaming little girls. They were arguing about things that should've been in the Lego movie. They watched it 4 times. FML

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By longdrive - 14/10/2014 05:17 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I left for a fifteen-hour drive with two guys who won't stop talking in a Yoda voice. Sick of this nonsense, I am. FML

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By alice5000 - 07/11/2008 05:47 - France

Today, during a never-ending dinner with really boring friends, I faked being tired and told my husband, "Let’s go honey, we have a long way to drive home." He looks at me and says, "Well… we are at home." FML

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Not so Magic Kingdom

By Disney dashed - 23/09/2019 00:01

Today, I fulfilled my lifelong dream of going on a family trip to Disneyland. Less than two hours in the park, my kids have been scared shitless by every single character, they don’t want to ride any rides, my husband is drunk, and the mouse ears headband gave me a vomit-inducing migraine. FML

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Cheap ass

By Anonymous - 11/06/2024 17:00 - United States

Today, on our drive down to California to work on a contract worth 20k with my husband (we own our business and work together), he refused to spend $50 on RV parking, so we didn't get to sleep all night, all because it was hot and the rest-stop was scary. We have two young kids and a dog. FML

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By Stacy Dee - 20/07/2011 20:18 - United States

Today, my family is on the third day of driving cross country. My husband is still pretending he is driving on a NASCAR track, sound effects and all. FML

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Heartfelt

By Anonymous - 01/05/2022 15:01 - United States - Lake Stevens

Today, my husband put myself and our 3 year-old on a plane back to the other side of the US, because he “just can’t” with us anymore. FML

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Family day

By Anonymous - 09/06/2023 01:30 - India - Puducherry

Today, all I wanted was to take my two kids and their two favourite cousins to the beach on their last day of vacation together. My mother-in-law went into full beast mode, shouting about how I'm always roaming around and being irresponsible. The kids never meet and are from different cities. FML

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Road trip

By kanepie - 05/07/2019 04:03

Today, we were driving home from NYC to Knoxville after our flight got cancelled, and we had to drive with 3 strangers for 13 hours. We are now stuck in Who-Knows-Where, Virginia, with two blown tires, because a metal plate fell off an 18-wheeler in front of us. FML

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Best vacation ever

By anon - 16/07/2022 18:00

Today, I've been on vacation with my friend and his family for a week. Apparently, his idea of a vacation includes constant screaming arguments with his wife, while their kids sob in the living room. I tried to take the kids out once and got a lecture on boundaries, which started another huge fight. FML

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milou_fml 6

Saturday 19 March 2011 19:22

that's some pretty badass parenting right there

givants 0

Saturday 19 March 2011 19:28

he'll yeah, that's the kind of parenting I wanna see, no sucking up to kids, those kids will remember that for the rest of their life

Comments

deidre823 7

Saturday 19 March 2011 21:47

GOOD FOR HIM!!! That's exactly what should have happened. Plus 10 points...

Miss_Random 0

Saturday 19 March 2011 21:50

This awesome and it sucks. I am glad to see a parent actually stick to his word. Too bad your kids didn't behave.

crashbob 0

Saturday 19 March 2011 21:50

sucks for you!!!! i live in nc

LaHunny_fml 0

Saturday 19 March 2011 21:50

wow what a loser

Sniper3000 0

Saturday 19 March 2011 21:51

omg this is to funny I'm srry. I wouldn't drive that long for nothing. I would be really really REALLY crazy if i did that. I'm srry for u op

LaHunny_fml 0

Saturday 19 March 2011 21:51

wow what a loser

chrstygrl06 10

Saturday 19 March 2011 21:52

Why punish each other though? It seems kind of an asshole move since you seemed excited too. He seems like one of those dads that's always angry. Teach him to chill out.

Iknoweverything 29

Saturday 19 March 2011 21:54

Personally, I think leaving the kids in a hotel room while your husband and you went on all the rides is a better punishment for the kids. But then, I'm not a parent.