UNAGI!

By belieber101 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I have been left home alone, the electricity has cut out, and I am petrified of the dark. I am stuck downstairs making karate noises every few minutes to scare off creepers. FML
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iTroller 0

Umm, "to scare of creepers"... *off*

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DEzey 0

Thank you for proving the beiber facts true

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Chrispayne 4

Open a window and let the light in

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iandr0idos 0

hahaha get off minecraft and do something productive... like building something - oh wait...

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LowLives 9

I can see why you would be afraid of creepers in the dark I hate when they blow up my stuff but coming back to reality you should probably think about getting some Prozac or something

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THExistentialist 13

adderall, OP needs adderall. prozac wouldn't have any effect whatsoever in this situation. but hyped up on adderall, OP would be spastic enough to freak out on anything that freaks OP out!

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Scarlettkiss 8

Adderall is for ADHD and add...I take it... The op probably doesnt need Adderall...just some company...and a little less game time :D

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Calyx_fml 21

Nocturnal hunting spiders don't care about your karate. They drop from the ceiling into your hair and crawl under tables and chairs, in dark corners and often... into your bed or up your pants leg. Better use wing chun king fu instead.

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banzainutslap 0

Wow your such a nerd you MUST like men for saying that your so dumb that only works if your brice lee and hes DEEEEAAAAAAD looks like your ******

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