UNAGI!

By belieber101 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I have been left home alone, the electricity has cut out, and I am petrified of the dark. I am stuck downstairs making karate noises every few minutes to scare off creepers. FML
I agree, your life sucks 26 450
You deserved it 14 120

Comments

You area gay child I'm sorry you just are

Why don't you have candles and a flashlight or an electric lantern? Power outages at night are an eventuality that it might be good to be prepared for. If you are too young to get your own, your parents should have them. Crazy...

kriz_allizwell 6

dude look on the bright side...its good practice for during the zombie apocalypse...

Looks like you need candles or get out of the house if you live in a nice neighbourhood. Or you can just hide beneath your blankets.

YDI. karate noises don't scare people these days.

MMAJUNKIE559 2

Okay, umm, logic. Either you posted this fml after it happened (which would mean that you are perfectly fine, no explosions anywhere), you posted this from a laptop (which means you had a way to play music or something else to get your mind off the situation), or you posted from a cell phone which you could have used to call someone...or iPod, which again gave you a source of light and entertainment...also, scare OF creepers? Oh my... *prepares to get thumbed down and flamed for being slightly picky*