Up your game

By Anonymous - 06/05/2009 15:07 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was giving my friend sex advice when she asked me when was the last time for me. Not only did I lie but I realized that it was in November and the time before that was June. I have had sex less times this year than she has this week. FML
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fretforyerlatte 0

i guess you're not in much of a position to give her advice then, huh? unless you used to get it on all the time or something.

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Arian_fml 0

Why did you lie? And what makes you a sex guru?

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xClarkGable 0

Like most people said, this is a good thing. You're not a ***** like your friend.

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Ohnoitslindsay 0

#51- The definition of **** is someone who has sex with many other people. And it's not alright for a man to do either.

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deja54 0

#54: Having sex often =/= having sex with many other people. And there's no "it's not alright". Keep your arcane values to yourself. #53 You're an idiot like the most people you refer to.

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randomdude1234 0

It's been a lot longer than that for a lot of people quityerbitchin.

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mkre 0

why do girls complain about sex... they can go have it whenever the hell the want

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Karnezar 2

@51 It's generally easier for girls to get laid than guys. So when a guy gets laid, it's an acomplishment. When a girl gets laid, no one really cares, and when she does it a lot, shes a *****/****.

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totoro_fml 0

you need to get laid

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arz07892 0

people have bigger problems get over it

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ztc14gk 0

HOLY SHIT WHO CARES! Actually the fact that you have not had sex in so is telling your friend that you shouldn't have sex just because it's fun but because you love the one you are with. Which is a hell of a lot better advice then then telling your friend your favorite position. I say f my life for reading your complaint.

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lazorzpewpew 0

I am pretty sure there is no FML in this FML... if yer a semi-attractive female and desire sex - go out and get some, don't whine about it.

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