Up your game

By Anonymous - 06/05/2009 15:07 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was giving my friend sex advice when she asked me when was the last time for me. Not only did I lie but I realized that it was in November and the time before that was June. I have had sex less times this year than she has this week. FML
I agree, your life sucks 54 570
You deserved it 12 085

Same thing different taste

Top comments

fretforyerlatte 0

i guess you're not in much of a position to give her advice then, huh? unless you used to get it on all the time or something.

Why did you lie? And what makes you a sex guru?

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sunshyne84_fml 0

so what! quality over quantity

she probably shouldn't be giving advice.

Why the hell does everyone assume that people who have sex all the time automatically have better lives than they do? I mean, really: what's the big ******* deal? It's sex. Having it does not make you a *****/popular/superawesomefantasticpersonomgiwanttobethatperson; not having it does not make you a prude/loser. If you base the quality of your life on how much sex you're having to the point that you think your life is seriously ****** up because you don't have it very often, you seriously need to find other things to do. And probably enter therapy.

Ellis93 0

Wait, you lied to your friend but told the truth to everyone on the internet? That's the F-ed part of this.

abouttofly 12

Why does everyone care so much about other people's sex lives? It doesn't affect you in any way. If they want to save themselves for marriage, fine. If they want to have sex every day with a different person, also fine. It's none of your business and you have no reason to insult the friend in this FML by calling her a **** and a *****. Are you just trying to feel superior about yourselves? Not everyone shares your morals.

why is this F ur life? I'd be thankful, your friend sounds a little slutty

Nothing wrong with that, and your friend isn't a **** either. #49 is either a major **** or bullshitting. or married. Either way, She'd be a douchebag.

Failercoptor 0

eh. women suck. they control all the secks. i totally understand why men become gay