lol well, i can totally feel you on that one... i've probably had sex less in the past year than you have either..

your life doesn't suck, you friend's just probably a ****

Be glad you're not a **** like your friend. (Don't mean to offend anyone, but most people, myself included, think of that as slutty.)

How does having sex less often make you less knowledgeable about it?

Used to happen to me too when I worked at a Blockbuster. Since I was late 20's and everyone else was teens and early twenty they would often ask me sex questions figuring I would know since I'm the oldest. But at the time I was getting the least sex of them all. I was able to answer from experience, yes, no, reciprocate, see a doctor, lube, etc.

#73 Do you understand the concept of a "healthy" relationship?

wow.. big deal.. us females can get it whenever we want.. bt some choose nt to like u and i.. u dnt wanna be a ****.. its dif if u have a boyfriend.. so.. if ur single gwt over it if nt then damn that sux

things could be worse. you could be like me. i havnt had sex in my entire life

Ah, I feel your pain! But if you're not in a relationship, then the only "FML" here is that you're not a *****. Be happy! And.. buy a vibrator. :P

than maybe you should be asking her for advice?