Up your game

By Anonymous - 06/05/2009 15:07 - United States

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Today, I was giving my friend sex advice when she asked me when was the last time for me. Not only did I lie but I realized that it was in November and the time before that was June. I have had sex less times this year than she has this week. FML
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fretforyerlatte 0

i guess you're not in much of a position to give her advice then, huh? unless you used to get it on all the time or something.

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Arian_fml 0

Why did you lie? And what makes you a sex guru?

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Shadic 0

Psh. It's been over a year for me, but I live.

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esushi 0

there are plenty of people who had more sex in one session than I've had in my life.. what's the big deal? I know way more about what is "safe sex" than anyone I've ever talked to, virgin or not. I don't get this at all.

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deja54 0

lol OMG UR FRIEND ARE **** CUZ SHE DID TEH SEX. And FML continues to provide evidence that intelligent life doesn't exist in the universe.

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Jaywin 3

If it makes you feel any better, she's had more sex this week than I have had this week. See? All smiles now =)

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bonafidehustler 0

Why do all FMLs suck now?

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deja54 0

Because you touch yourself at night.

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thelonelylurker 0

Not much of a FML is it?

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lobstar 0

You haven't had sex in 6 months? I have had sex in 26 years. I'd say you're doing fine.

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ZiggyMorrison 0

Shut the **** up your a women you can get it whenever you want unless you dont wanna be known who hooks up with random guys in which case your probably a relationship girl and in that case there are lots of guys who are pretty willing to touch you inappropriately. Unless you are being constantly rejected by men and are putting yourself out there than this isn't an FML at all I Pretty much every other FML out there is worse than this one, God only knows how many guy FMLs our out there about the last time they've had sex and its because they actually have to pursue, women can walk up to most guys and in a matter of minutes can be shagging

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