If the OP is a girl, there's really no excuse for not being able to get laid if you want to. Unless you're ugly. And even then, it's not impossible. If its a guy, well, just keep trying!

you're a girl, you can get laid anytime.

Get over it.

Who cares? Unless she's in a relationship, I'd say you're in the better position. Nobody likes a girl who sleeps around.

the student has surpassed the teacher.

This isn't a case of FML.

So? All this means is that she's a ***** and ur not. This isn't a fml.

I fail to see the problem here. Your friend is a girl, and I'm assuming you're a girl. Are you saying that you've been TRYING to have sex often but fail? Because I would think that, unless you were blindingly I-would-rather-chew-off-my-own-arm-than-have-sex-with-you ugly, you should be able to go out and get laid if you want. If that's what you wanted. Who the hell cares how often your friend has had sex. It's not like you couldn't either. Bottom line: this is not a FML unless you are so unattractive that no one would want to have sex with you, because you could easily change the situation. #9: Slow your roll. #3 said the logical equivalent of "you don't go around having lots of sex, so at least you're not a *****." The contrapositive would be, "if you're a *****, you go around having lots of sex." BUT He/she didn't say "if you go around having lots of sex, you're a *****." If you've taken a class in logic, you'll notice there's a difference, so stop jumping to conclusions.

not really a bad thing...You aren't a *****, that's a good thing.

I was about to type an essay of a comment, but #30 has basically said everything I wanted to :).