Use the force

By Anonymous - 11/08/2011 05:53 - Mexico

Spicy
Today, since I'm too ashamed to go buy a proper sex toy, I used an old Star Wars toy sword instead. FML
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IndiRae 9

You deserve it for calling it a Star Wars sword.

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HappyPickles 11

so, if you switch it on while it's inside you ... do your pubes glow in the dark?

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triciaelayne 0

You should be more ashamed of that than of buying a sex toy :/

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Arch27 27

Honestly, most sites these days will send you things discreetly. Xandria or Adam & Eve are quick and private. Better to get something meant to properly do the job than improvise and possibly do harm.

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d3adly 5

Its called order online duh!!

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thrashdu2002 5

ewww, used yodas light saber she did.

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KaskStunter 4

We're going to need some photos of this.

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oneleggedbeauty 0

Point? As long as something up yer happy hole who cares? ;) plus... You could have used you finger

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