Vaporeon?

By me. - 07/05/2012 20:38 - Canada - Orillia

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Today, I got an inconvenient erection while at my girlfriends house, so I tried to think of something stupid to get rid of it. I tried thinking of Pokémon, which actually made me harder. FML
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bob7up 5

Tell yourgirlfriend to wear a pikachu costume when your about to have sex. It may help. ;)

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redbluegreen 40

It is not very effective. OP fainted.

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immaMonsta 8

Excuse me? What is Pokémon? Only a show that was really popular back in the 90s, early 2000s...and it may still be popular, idk. I grew up.

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SkoomaKi 27

#14 - Awwwwwww hell no. Be prepared for a shitstorm by every commenter here....

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kandi_kid69 15

14- GTFO. >:[

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natepooch 4

14- C'MON SONNN!

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ASSASSIN95 17

HOW THE HELL DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT POKEMON IS?!?!? i have lost all faith in the human race. I must rely on Pokemon now

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DAHONKEY 0

Who the hell is this guy!! Seriously OMFG

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linkinpark98 23

WHAT?! D: One does not simply not know what a Pokemon is!

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CoolBreezeKing 8

Damn you must live under a rock if you don't know what pokemon is.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Couldn't you GOOGLE IT? For ***** sake, you're just asking to be hated.

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Doribella98 14

:O how could you not possibly know what a pokemon is? I grew up with pokemon, and I still love it.

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Gtaylorfication 0

Pokemon is just as good as **** Charzard gives me a raging boner

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EG14_fml 8

*eye twitches* What the **** is a pokemon?!? Only the best damn ever created!!!! WTF! *accidentally thumbs up comment* *explodes with even more rage*

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Admastvia 4

You dont know what Pokemon is?? Only the greatest TV show and game of all time... Please, just please GTFO

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poohappens26 0

Whattt holy shit u dunno what Pokemon is? FYL ydi muhahahahahahaha

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flockz 19

"uh der i justa play call of dewty. pokeman must be stupid if i haven't heard of it."

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t765234 10

14- I assumed you got banned, it was much nicer without you starting up flame wars everywhere.

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natepooch 4

If you look at the guys page, he's like 30...a little old to have grown up with Pokemon don't you think

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natepooch 4

all you damned 14 and 13 year olds -__- I played Pokemon before any of you were even born. Back when if you didnt have a portable light for your gameboy you were screwed the whole car ride home at night...but ehh those things always killed your batteries anyways. Oh and btw there were 150 Pokemon then not 1000 or what ever they are up to now

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NoisyNykkii 10

I actually have a different story...... I have an older sister(22) who grew up with Pokemon(yayyy!) and still has her old gameboy colors (Ik how you feel about the whole light thing -_-) so therefore, I dont care if you bag on us or not, at least I still played the game :D(the old ones too. I used to have Lightning, Fire, Leaf, and sadly not Water qq.)

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DDDAze 4

In the words of Professor Oak, "Back in your day you had to use husks of corn to play Pokemon."

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FlameFist 7

Rule 34: No exceptions.

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MrBoredomioo 18

Pretty sure there was an FML that ended with the OP being accused of looking through Pokeporn. Idk if it was after or before this one though

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chicago86 1

you could have conveniently used it too?

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fernclogger 5

Who did you think of? Misty? Dawn? Hmm You sir like hentai

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emag_eht 18

The way you put it is way better than what I originally thought. I usually think about the actual Pokemon when people mention it, not so much the characters.

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gonad_gobbler 1

OP thinks of snooki from the jersey shore naked to get rid of his erection, it's super effective!

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emeraldisle 30

Guess my profile pic wouldn't help your inconvenience.

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SkoomaKi 27

It's like a Dragonborn Pikachu..... Ok I just jizzed, and it's everywhere. I'm so sorry.

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FlameFist 7

Actually, it's a kitten. EmeraldIsle, Y U NO keep profile pic?!

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eyecon502 13

I've seen some cute Pokemon cosplay girls, so...

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shayshayshazam 14

When you get an Onyx-pected boner, just turn on your Charmander pants will fall off.

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Krulin 8

I just came here to say you're awesome.

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Pancakemines 0

Dane Cook references. Now we gettin fancy eh?

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flockz 19

just don't let her get a pikachu, or it would be arbokward.

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flockz 19

just don't act too slowbro, don't be a shaymin, just take control of the situation!

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juicifer 0

BONER I CHOOSE YOUUUUU!!!!

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