Health, Relatable and Intimacy: Vaporeon?

Vaporeon?

By me. - 07/05/2012 20:38 - Canada - Orillia

Today, I got an inconvenient erection while at my girlfriends house, so I tried to think of something stupid to get rid of it. I tried thinking of Pokémon, which actually made me harder. FML

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By shallowvomit1013 - 23/12/2009 01:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend came over to my house. Hoping to get a little action, i started to make out with her. Unfortunately I was wearing basketball shorts so when I got an erection all she did was bat it back forth like a cat toy. FML

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By Danny - 28/05/2012 18:02 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I realised that my body has its own masturbation cycle; while I was out shopping, I heard the intro music to my room-mate's favourite video game, and popped an uncontrollable boner. FML

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By tigerbyrn - 30/05/2016 15:35 - Canada - Scarborough

Today, as I was about to meet my girlfriend's parents, she thought it would be funny to grab my junk and give me a hard-on right before they walked in. I couldn't hide it quickly enough. FML

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By sad-boing - 02/10/2015 21:01 - United Kingdom - Dartford

Today, my hormones are so screwed, I popped a boner at the sight of two grasshoppers mating and had to retire to my room for a wank. FML

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By Sicko - 28/08/2010 23:52 - France

Today, it was really hot in my house so I pulled my shorts down so I was just in my boxers. My family and I were watching TV and I got a spontaneous erection. When I discreetly tried to pull my shorts back up, my penis flipped out of my boxers. FML

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Erection for Protection

By zingle af - 26/07/2017 20:00

Today, I realized how sex-deprived I am when the thought of owning condoms gave me a rock-solid erection. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2013 07:10 - United States - Marion

Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. She pulled down my trousers, saw my Poke-ball boxers, and absolutely lost it. I had to lie next to her in bed for the next 10 minutes hearing her howl with laughter while crying "Dickachu, I choose you!" FML

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Ostentatious

By dgordo3 - 09/02/2009 01:01 - United States

Today, on my way home from watching a movie with a girl, I began having an erection because I thought I could kiss her goodnight. She dropped me off at home, and with my full blown erection, I walked in front of her car with the headlights on. FML

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By strangely - 25/07/2015 00:12 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I had to imagine myself savagely beating my cat to death, just to stop myself from getting a boner while a girl laid her head in my lap. FML

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By mavrick127 - 29/09/2016 14:21 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I finally had the chance to have sex with my crush. Too bad I couldn't get an erection. FML

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bob7up 5

Tuesday 8 May 2012 2:00

Tell yourgirlfriend to wear a pikachu costume when your about to have sex. It may help. ;)

redbluegreen 40

Tuesday 8 May 2012 2:01

It is not very effective. OP fainted.

Comments

pokefan813 16

Tuesday 8 May 2012 2:58

I mean female gardevoir can be kinda hot... I DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM!

Zarcissa 34

Sunday 25 January 2015 21:37

Gardevoir is always female. Gallade is the male counterpart.

smallsmerry123 5

Tuesday 8 May 2012 3:04

Those games were the ****

JustAGuy107 0

Tuesday 8 May 2012 3:06

Why not try BDSM?

ThatLooksSticky 16

Tuesday 8 May 2012 3:07

I think "An Inconvenient Erection" will be the title of my first book.

MrBoredomioo 18

Saturday 7 December 2013 8:31

A best seller in the making

oliviaalexandria 3

Tuesday 8 May 2012 3:11

you lurk mudkips?

puppie406 23

Tuesday 8 May 2012 3:12

METAPOD USE HARDEN!!!!! LOL, the only comment I could think of XD

drawmyhearton_fml 3

Tuesday 8 May 2012 3:13

Pokésexual~ ;D

ElricMustang 23

Tuesday 8 May 2012 3:20

Pokémon is a perverted game with subliminal messages. Your penis knows it, but your brain doesn't.

nedelife 3

Thursday 10 May 2012 1:40

OP, I bet you aren't the only one who gets hard by the thought of Pokemon. Besides that, OP has made my life. By far the best fml ever! So ******* nerdy!