Vaporeon?

By me. - 07/05/2012 20:38 - Canada - Orillia

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Today, I got an inconvenient erection while at my girlfriends house, so I tried to think of something stupid to get rid of it. I tried thinking of Pokémon, which actually made me harder. FML
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bob7up 5

Tell yourgirlfriend to wear a pikachu costume when your about to have sex. It may help. ;)

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redbluegreen 40

It is not very effective. OP fainted.

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krysxkatastrophe 14

Pokemon makes my bulba-saur. .....dear God, that was lame.

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SkoomaKi 27

It's not! When it comes to Pokemon, nothing is lame.

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FlameFist 7

Except for the people that hate Pokemon. They are extremely lame.

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perdix 29

Good thing you didn't think of Dora the Explorer -- you'd have jizzed in your pants.

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fernclogger 5

I can't imagine what would happen if OP thought of Yu Gi Oh...

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RendarSelin 5

Metapod used Harden.

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RendarSelin 5

Yea I saw your comment after I already posted mine. Perhaps a little reading beforehand would save me the -'s. Reading is super effective!

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Arrawyn 12

Wow, I never knew that anime creature things could be so sexy

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RendarSelin 5

You haven't seen enough hentai...

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glambert17 0

You're not the first one to think a cartoon is hot. Ariel, no?

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rawrv42 7

I'd tap gardevoir, but that's just me ... "Can I squirtle all over your jigglypuffs?" -Smosh

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msilikegrapes 8

my pokemon brings all duh boys to the yard and theyre like "do you wanna trade cards"

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Larawk 8

Darn right I wanna trade cards! I'll trade this, but not my Charizard!

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kickuwithmyfist 1

GO!!! BONER-SAUR!!! GO!!!

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