Vaporeon?

By me. - 07/05/2012 20:38 - Canada - Orillia

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Today, I got an inconvenient erection while at my girlfriends house, so I tried to think of something stupid to get rid of it. I tried thinking of Pokémon, which actually made me harder. FML
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bob7up 5

Tell yourgirlfriend to wear a pikachu costume when your about to have sex. It may help. ;)

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redbluegreen 40

It is not very effective. OP fainted.

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KungFuWater 3

Snorlax turn you on bro?

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MrBoredomioo 18

In other words, my mom turns you on

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kevinn95 0

Pikachu has that kinda effect on people

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merko 8

not gonna lie, but snorlax does give a hard on.

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daniel_2209 12

Congratulations! Your Ekans just evolved into an Arbok!

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AnimationStation 3

YDI - the innate awesomeness of pokemon only serve to *increase* blood flow towards the genitals. (I need to talk to someone..... =/)

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

Too much rule 34, dude. Penis-chu, I choose you! Penis-chu used harden! It's super effective! Penis-chu used continuous drill! It's not very effective...

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Inediblepeaches 15

Metapod, hit em' with a harden!!

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bowser_rawr16 13

I still think if they ever continue making the Eeveelutions, and they make a rock type, they should name it Hardeon. Lol.

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