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By Why son, why? - 20/03/2013 11:07 - United States

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Today, for the sixth time in a row, I was driving my kid to school and he made me late for work. Why? He was whacking off instead of getting ready. FML
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marcelmg 10

What did he say when you called him? I'm coming?

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goose12321 11

Well you know what they say, getting up (and ready for school) is the second hardest thing in the morning.

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young_weezy_fml 3

just tell your boss your car has a flaccid tire

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pmadNess 16

If he's not ready on time leave him. When his grades fail, punish him. Teach him to be self responsible.

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PenguinBitch 43

It'll be awkward if his name was Jack and when you give him a ride and arrive to his destination you say," Jack, get off!...... Oh I mean get out."

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PenguinBitch 43

43-And where's your joke or advice? Or do you just reply to others and judge? Thumb it down son.

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Enslaved 36

That's when Jill comes in extra handy.

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trellz17 19

He needs to manage his time better. Like waking up earlier to jack-off

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DocBastard 38

When he said he was "Taming the Shrew", he did NOT mean he was reading Shakespeare.

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Enslaved 36

"I want a doctor to take your picture So I can look at you from inside as well I'm turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so"

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ambitiousnygrl 17

Or when he said he was studying anatomy...

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