Wanking to death

By Anonymous - 30/11/2013 00:17 - United States - Alpharetta

Spicy
Today, I was rubbing one out in the shower. I guess I got a little too excited, because as I came close to climaxing, I had a serious asthma attack and had to wheeze for help. FML
I agree, your life sucks 50 752
You deserved it 12 427

Same thing different taste

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What a sight that must of been for whoever came to your rescue.

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First of all when your getting an asthma attack it takes a minute or two to realise your getting one. You can't just get one in a second. Second of all learn to carry your inhaler where ever you go. And before an attack you will always see the symptoms. So you will know you are likely to get one soon. So maybe op, you have totally ignored the symptoms or you were just too busy doing what you were enjoying.

Yes because if I also had asthma I would bring my inhaler in the shower with me.

Yes you would. Coz you can't run around like a lunatic finding your inhaler. When your practically in your birthday suit.

Thank you for your concern. I could really careless.

Sounds like #38 doesn't know anything about asthma. I have it, so I know what an asthma attack feels like.

Well worth it...did someone cum to your rescue?

Would it though? Because he is now squeaky clean from the shower.

if OP reads this, you should know that the temperature is a huge factor. if you're running it too hot and whacking at the same time you're asking for respiratory and/or dizziness issues.

Most likely not. Serious asthma attacks kill the mood pretty quickly.

CallMeMcFeelii 13

I don't know why some people(guys not girls) ********** in the shower. Sure, easy clean up and loud noises to cover up your ever so ******* creepy "jackin' off" breathing. Ever since I was a youngin' I got a wee bit too used to sweet, loving, simply incredible yet so demanding, sometimes batshit crazy, other gentle big assed redheaded pornography! Not through the Internet, but old school VHS tapes. I don't think I've joined in the dance of "the 4 finger truffle with special guest 'thumb' on bass" in the shower, for like, years haha. Props for keeping it old school, OP, but it seems your thoughts got the best of you this time.. Try ****, BBW **** to be exact. How do those guys find the right hole!? It's almost like "Where's Waldo?", watching that genre. Ahh shit, before you guys blow your shit all over my comment, I just mean, well shit, just watch it! It's seriously a mini game trying to find the ******, and finally realizing that's what you're looking at! Haha, **** games, we all just need a partner to join in the fun!

ZY1431 24

that's a perfect training opportunity for in case u really have sex. cause when It happens u won't miss a beat...