Weird excuse

By Noname - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my Christian boyfriend of six months broke up with me. I had told him when we started dating that I was an atheist, and he only now decided to look up what it meant. He gave me a Bible. FML
I agree, your life sucks 77 666
You deserved it 17 987
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Top comments

vintagegirlnh 0

You don't want to date someone who doesn't know the definition of "atheist".

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Kiebland 0

Not all christians are like that. Just an FYI for those people who tend to generalize.

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shantoyamuchluv 0

If I were you, I'd wipe my ass with the bible and send it back with a note telling him that you found Jesus after all.

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infidelboy 0

if he would break up w/ u 4 that, good. who needs a crazy christian in their life

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OperationNicole_fml 0

I agree with number 8. This isn't an excuse to generalize, for those that are doing so.

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OperationNicole_fml 0

#17, breaking up with someone over differences in faith is not stupid at all. It can cause some big problems. However, if he was with her for 6 months and never noticed she doesn't believe in God, I doubt it would have made a big difference.

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mf_fml 0

i dated a born-again christian once. "what do you mean i can't wear my slayer shirt to sermon ever again?" hahaha.

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Succubus_Maid 0

Wow, he is a dick. And an idiot. Who the hell doesn't know what an atheist is?

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moosing 0

This isn't a FML, this is seriously a happy day in your life because your boyfriend was obviously mentally impaired. Explains the whole bible thing, too.

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Kassad_fml 0

become an nun and you will save yourself from this :P

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