Love: Weird flex, but OK

Weird flex, but OK

By gotmon3y - 07/04/2009 16:12 - United States

Today, I was at the beach walking on the boardwalk without a shirt on. Two cute girls are walking my way and I decide to try and impress them by flexing my abs. While I flexed them, I accidentally let a fart out that everyone heard. Everybody, including the girls, laughed hysterically at me. FML

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By Mark - 30/03/2009 07:06 - United States

Today, I was working out at the gym doing squats. There was a girl there that I wanted to impress so I loaded up the bar with a lot of weight and began to do my squat. As I was going down I farted so loud that I began to laugh and fell backwards. Everyone in the room just stared at me. FML

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Hey guys!

By iannie - 31/07/2011 21:45 - United States

Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/08/2009 04:06 - United States

Today, I was at the beach with friends and I fell asleep while I was tanning. When I woke up, everyone was laughing hysterically. I asked what was so funny, and one of my friends replies, "you farted so loud in your sleep that you woke yourself up." FML

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Show off

By Anonymous - 17/06/2022 09:00 - Algeria - Tipaza

Today, during gym class, I wanted to show off in front of my classmates by doing a headstand in the middle of the gym. I wanted to hold the position, except my shirt came out of my pants and exposed my belly and breasts to all my classmates. Everyone burst out laughing. It was so embarrassing. FML

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Symphony

By Anonymous - 06/05/2009 19:17 - United States

Today, I had some pretty bad stomach pain, so I went to the bathroom. After a few minutes, two girls walked in, taking stalls next to me. That's when my farts began to get very large and explosive. Not only did they break into laughter, they waited for me to come out. FML

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Cheeky

By Anonymous - 29/08/2009 04:10 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower outside at my fiancé's beach house. I was struggling to take my bikini bottoms off, so I started to walk backwards to step out of it. Little did I know that I had pushed the door open. My fiancé, his family, and my family all saw me bend over naked. FML

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Check her out

By minnie - 28/08/2009 18:30 - United States

Today, I was feeling sick and I farted really loud in the school's girls bathroom. Some boys overheard from the hall and called everyone over. I came out only to find about 20 guys staring anxiously at the bathroom's door to see who I was. FML

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Core

By Anonymous - 18/03/2023 16:00

Today, I went to the gym and accidentally farted during yoga class. Everyone looked at me and the instructor said, "Let's all take a moment to appreciate the power of core strength." FML

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An attempt was made

By bubblewrap - 20/10/2015 10:13 - United Kingdom - Swindon

Today, I noticed a guy checking out my ass in the mirror behind the bar where I work. He was cute, so I thought I'd put on a little show. I bent over to reach for something near the floor, which caused me to let rip a series of uncontrollable farts, like popping bubble wrap. He quickly left. FML

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By combovercaiti_ - 25/01/2019 12:00

Today, I was waiting in line at the store trying to hold in a fart. I get to the cash register and the lady made me laugh and the fart slipped out. Only it was much louder than it was supposed to be, because I was squeezing my butt cheeks together, so it made a clapping sound. It was heard. FML

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deathbybutterfly 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 23:52

thats what you get when you lamly try to impress girls by being "macho"

420hiadventurer 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 23:53

I'm going to assume that you are a male...if you aren't this would be a much more interesting fml.

Comments

sleepingprincess 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 0:05

HAHA! thats freaking great. I woulda laughed too.

ddrluna 2

Wednesday 8 April 2009 0:09

People who try to attract females by flexing are usually egotistical morons anyway. I know if some guy tried to impress me like that I would roll my eyes and turn the other way. Lame.

timemaster666666 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 0:09

hmm send me ur pic

Shihaby 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 0:10

Were you competing in an "Ultimate Douchebag" contest at the time?

thisisher 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 0:11

#3 - I agree.

TudorsFan 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 0:11

I have to agree with #12. Guys should try to impress girls with their personality more. That's what we fall for anyway.

Serial 2

Wednesday 8 April 2009 0:11

dude thats gnarly

urallosers 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 0:16

yah but #7 the act of impressing or trying to impress anyone means that the person that you are trying to impress is 'better' than you are, thus the requirement to impress. Doesn't matter if it's with a joke, witty banter, or some other feat or skill. So rather than try to be Alpha, and portray the traits that women naturally think are sexy, 'gotmon3y' tried to impress girls by showing his abs, even though he shouldn't have had to do anything if he was indeed on the same level as the girls were. And just because your handle on fmylife.com is 'gotmon3y' doesn't necissarily mean that you have any at all. In fact, it may be an overcompensation for not having any at all, or living a lifestyle above your current means of income. Just as tightening abdominal muscles may be an act of overcompensating for something else...

bskaboom 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 0:20

dude that blows LMFAO AT #18

revezone 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 0:25

bullshit, #16... girls dont fall for personalities.. when you walk down the street you don't look at ugly guys and go "oh i bet he has a wwwwonderful personality".. you look at the guy with the cute butt.. or the one that dresses well.. or the one with chiseled features.. or whatever your likes be.. but nobody notices pointdexter walking down the street carrying a 40 pound bookbag.. even though he may treat women like gold sorry but the physical is almost always first.. personality comes later, if at all.. (unless you're good at picking up girls, then you can be only moderately good looking and charm them)