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Weird flex, but OK

By gotmon3y - 07/04/2009 16:12 - United States

Today, I was at the beach walking on the boardwalk without a shirt on. Two cute girls are walking my way and I decide to try and impress them by flexing my abs. While I flexed them, I accidentally let a fart out that everyone heard. Everybody, including the girls, laughed hysterically at me. FML

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By Mark - 30/03/2009 07:06 - United States

Today, I was working out at the gym doing squats. There was a girl there that I wanted to impress so I loaded up the bar with a lot of weight and began to do my squat. As I was going down I farted so loud that I began to laugh and fell backwards. Everyone in the room just stared at me. FML

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Hey guys!

By iannie - 31/07/2011 21:45 - United States

Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/08/2009 04:06 - United States

Today, I was at the beach with friends and I fell asleep while I was tanning. When I woke up, everyone was laughing hysterically. I asked what was so funny, and one of my friends replies, "you farted so loud in your sleep that you woke yourself up." FML

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Show off

By Anonymous - 17/06/2022 09:00 - Algeria - Tipaza

Today, during gym class, I wanted to show off in front of my classmates by doing a headstand in the middle of the gym. I wanted to hold the position, except my shirt came out of my pants and exposed my belly and breasts to all my classmates. Everyone burst out laughing. It was so embarrassing. FML

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Symphony

By Anonymous - 06/05/2009 19:17 - United States

Today, I had some pretty bad stomach pain, so I went to the bathroom. After a few minutes, two girls walked in, taking stalls next to me. That's when my farts began to get very large and explosive. Not only did they break into laughter, they waited for me to come out. FML

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Cheeky

By Anonymous - 29/08/2009 04:10 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower outside at my fiancé's beach house. I was struggling to take my bikini bottoms off, so I started to walk backwards to step out of it. Little did I know that I had pushed the door open. My fiancé, his family, and my family all saw me bend over naked. FML

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Check her out

By minnie - 28/08/2009 18:30 - United States

Today, I was feeling sick and I farted really loud in the school's girls bathroom. Some boys overheard from the hall and called everyone over. I came out only to find about 20 guys staring anxiously at the bathroom's door to see who I was. FML

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Core

By Anonymous - 18/03/2023 16:00

Today, I went to the gym and accidentally farted during yoga class. Everyone looked at me and the instructor said, "Let's all take a moment to appreciate the power of core strength." FML

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An attempt was made

By bubblewrap - 20/10/2015 10:13 - United Kingdom - Swindon

Today, I noticed a guy checking out my ass in the mirror behind the bar where I work. He was cute, so I thought I'd put on a little show. I bent over to reach for something near the floor, which caused me to let rip a series of uncontrollable farts, like popping bubble wrap. He quickly left. FML

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By combovercaiti_ - 25/01/2019 12:00

Today, I was waiting in line at the store trying to hold in a fart. I get to the cash register and the lady made me laugh and the fart slipped out. Only it was much louder than it was supposed to be, because I was squeezing my butt cheeks together, so it made a clapping sound. It was heard. FML

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deathbybutterfly 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 23:52

thats what you get when you lamly try to impress girls by being "macho"

420hiadventurer 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 23:53

I'm going to assume that you are a male...if you aren't this would be a much more interesting fml.

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Curtieeeez 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 0:25

#18 that was epic ily ;D

piderman13 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 0:25

wow #18 thats deep but im gonna have to say that i would have walked around flexing too because i figure girls cant see much of a personality during a quick check out, but they could get a decent look at my abdominals. now whether i have good abdominals or not is not the question. i don't think i do but i would flex them anyways

Roto13 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 0:26

Flexing at random would probably have been just as ridiculous to them, really.

pearls 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 0:28

that's what you get for being an ass.

truslide 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 0:28

you were flexing the wrong muscles. When you flex your abs correctly, you shouldn't feel any pressure on your stomach or bowels

revezone 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 0:30

excuse me i meant to revise my thingy #20.. not "charm them" but "use your charm"

truslide 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 0:31

@#16 so you are saying that if i were to act like an asshole or a dick, you'd go for me?

Uconnrunner 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 0:32

I bet you live in CA or something? No one will ever love you. If they do, it will be a downward spiral of alcohol abuse and domestic violence until you are left with settling for a dried up former-high school ***** that thinks she still has "what it takes" to be hot, even though everyone who sees her just feels bad that she tries and tries all in a futile effort. By 40 she will realize this and leave you either because of a drug problem, or because she wants someone that actually cares about her and gives up on looking hot, therefore leaving you alone and miserable until you come to the conclusion that you made mistakes with every decision in your life...until the last decision where you shoot yourself in the face. Trust me, that's the good one. You jackass.