Parenting and Kids: Well played

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By Hank-T4 - 11/10/2015 11:45 - Australia - Truganina

Today, while looking through my son's browser history, I found a Google search for "stop looking in my history u nosey cunt". I swore last week that I don't invade his privacy, so I can't even punish him for the bad language without looking like a lying bastard. FML

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By silver bear - 15/05/2021 17:00

Today, my dad saw my cleared internet history and said, "You do know we can still track your history with your IP address, right?" I don’t ever look at porn or anything like that. I just don’t want other people knowing all my business all the time. FML

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By thats what my ipod is for - 26/04/2013 17:34 - United States

Today, I overheard my grandpa telling my mom he'd found a load of porn in my laptop's browser history, but that he deleted all the "filth" so she wouldn't have to see it. She believed him and I got grounded, much to his amusement. I've never looked up porn on that computer in my life. FML

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We've all been there

By b…… - 28/09/2023 22:00

Today, I looked through my daughter’s search history. Did I find porn? No, worse. At the age of 17, she has been looking up the definitions of commonly used words such as ‘arbitrary,’ ‘pretentious,’ and ‘initiative.’ FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2015 11:52 - United States - Garland

Today, while on my Dad's computer, I looked through the browser history to find the name of a website I'd visited on it the other day. I soon found out he watches a staggering amount of downright frightening incest porn. I'm disturbed on so many levels. FML

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Nice day, innit?

By Anonymous - 11/05/2013 05:15 - United States

Today, my parents scoured my browser history, certain that I have a hidden Facebook account that I'm using to get up to no good. Their reasoning was that there's no way my only friends are my relatives and that all I can post about is about the weather. FML

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By 14YearOld - 25/11/2011 17:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my parents have a list of everything I have ever Googled. FML

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You deserved it 8 000

Busted

By well SHIT - 27/02/2014 21:46 - United States - Little Elm

Today, while having a sneak through my brother's browser, I found a bookmark for a Google Docs file. It was a short story involving him horrifically killing our entire family. It ended with the words: "And that is what happens when people don't respect the author's privacy." FML

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By alealovespurple - 16/08/2009 20:04 - Canada

Today, I went through my 15 year old daughter's internet history. On google she searched 'Excuses to get away from your dad' and 5 other variations of the same thing. We were supposed to be having a father daughter day tomorrow. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2016 15:27 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, my dad wanted to show me a cool camera he saw on Amazon yesterday, so I let him use my laptop to find it. I realized too late that I'd forgotten to clear my browsing history. The suggested purchases section was filled with dildos and lube. He definitely noticed. FML

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By Misskittygal14 - 16/11/2017 15:00

Today, I decided to go through my younger brother's browser history. I found out he goes regularly on PornHub. He's only 10. FML

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tompom331 19

Monday 12 October 2015 0:12

Completely deserved it. Let him have his privacy. He's growing up. YDI.

mrsmikelowrey 15

Monday 12 October 2015 0:16

Overly strict and invading parents make for amazing sneaks and great liars.

Comments

nightguana 3

Monday 12 October 2015 2:28

Suck it dad

anonynous97 13

Monday 12 October 2015 2:35

That kid is a genius???

hiddenfromsight 7

Monday 12 October 2015 2:35

Obviously you deserve it if he knew he couldnt trust you. Kids should be able to trust someone who is it supposed to be if it isn't you?

Anonymos_Ghost 12

Monday 12 October 2015 2:44

Dude you're son is a savage

cleydc 9

Monday 12 October 2015 3:02

YDI. He deserves his privacy just like you do

BoonieBoy25FML 4

Monday 12 October 2015 3:11

That's the most funniest thing I've heard today

Jwaye2 7

Monday 12 October 2015 3:11

Depending on his age im assuming hes atleast a teen you shouldnt be snooping. You should know how curious teen boys can be as you were one once. You can easily setup red flags that notify you if he looks as something particulaly concerning otherwise leave it be. Last thing you should be doing is lying/betraying his trust. If he cant trust his own parents who can he trust? Besides if hes smart enough to pull this off i gaurentee he already knew you were lying to him hence why this happened. You can easily see the last time your computer was accessed and if it was while he was at school or out its pretty obvious.

Ilovelife93 9

Monday 12 October 2015 3:16

Ha-ha...YDI!!! Can't say it enough!!! My teen years were perfect except for snooping of parents!!! Teens NEED their privacy!!! Let him make his own mistakes and live his life!! Geez Louise!

Kitty_Kat16 16

Monday 12 October 2015 3:19

oh you know helps with that to not be a ******* liar all the time maybe build up a little trust with him so hell respect you more

izntdan 14

Monday 12 October 2015 3:19

It's fine to be strict if that's what you thinks right. But lying about it is where you are going wrong. How can you expect your kids to be honest if you can't be honest with them