Love: What are you doing?

What are you doing?

By Tyler - 25/08/2013 04:30 - United States

Today, I went to the mall with my girlfriend to buy some new clothes, and I turned around to give her a quick kiss. My lips were half-way to "her" face when I saw instead the face of another lady. She slapped me. My girlfriend was standing next to me, very pissed off. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 24/07/2009 19:06 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with my friend when I saw my boyfriend in Victoria's Secret - with another girl. They were joking and laughing, and I was really pissed off. So I stormed into the store and slapped him. He looked up at me with an angry and confused expression. It wasn't my boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2011 08:43 - United States

Today, I spotted my girlfriend in a store. She didn't notice me, so I went behind her, put my hands over her eyes, and said "Guess who." I got an elbow to the groin and mace to the face. While I was rolling on the ground in pain, she simply said, "Serves you right" and walked away. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/02/2013 23:03 - Belgium - Schepdaal

Today, I went to a club with my girlfriend and her buddies. An hour in, I saw her making out with a guy on the dance floor, so I confronted her. She stormed off to the bar and said something to her friend, who then came over and angrily slapped me across the face. Yeah, I'm confused too. FML

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Romantic move

By soomeone - 16/02/2010 19:28 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my girlfriend. As I started putting my arm around her, I hit her in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2014 18:23 - United States - Cincinnati

Today, my girlfriend came over to my place unannounced. She slapped me in the face, said, "You son of a bitch." and stormed off. I have no idea what that was for. FML

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On Target, almost

By Anonymous - 25/09/2019 06:00

Today, I was walking through Target when I was pulled aside by a very attractive girl who began kissing me. She stopped, because I wasn't who she thought I was. Disappointed, I turned around to see her very angry, very large boyfriend behind me. FML

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Love hurts

By wray16 - 26/02/2021 21:30 - United States

Today, while my girlfriend and I were making out, she went to fix the pillow behind her head and punched me straight in the face. FML

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By gabxoxo03 - 10/06/2011 19:06 - United States

Today, I snuck up on my girlfriend to give her a kiss. Only after I planted a big one did I realize it was not my girlfriend, or even a girl for that matter. FML

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Joe Smooth move

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was in school when I spotted my girlfriend in the hallway. I wanted to be all romantic and grab her like guys do in movies. I grabbed her wrist forcefully and pulled her out of the crowd. As I quickly leaned in to kiss her, I broke her nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2010 08:05 - United States

Today, I was walking on a main street downtown. Suddenly, I felt someone slap my butt. I turned around, expecting to be my girlfriend who was to meet me there and almost gave an old homeless man a kiss on the cheek. FML

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NStarB 13

Sunday 25 August 2013 12:40

Well, it's not easy to please two women

xSkittle 16

Sunday 25 August 2013 12:44

Why was she pissed off? She saw it was an accident.

Comments

fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Sunday 25 August 2013 14:46

Gee your girlfriend lacks humour. I'd laughed myself silly, especially seeing my husband's embarassed face

HeartOfLead 24

Sunday 25 August 2013 15:02

Look with your eyes, not your lips!

MumuMGFRCN 4

Sunday 25 August 2013 16:26

Well you didn't do it on purpose. If I were her, I would have laughed instead. This is an unusual situation. I find it kind of funny actually.

bassbadass 12

Sunday 25 August 2013 16:35

Well I guess "look both ways" applies in more than one

Kmp1617 5

Sunday 25 August 2013 17:10

I've done this.. Except I kissed a woman's forehead instead of my boyfriends lips... I feel for you

OnlyTheDarkest 17

Sunday 25 August 2013 18:41

Better than a woman's lips instead of your boyfriend's forehead I suppose..

AussieChild 22

Sunday 25 August 2013 17:15

I once ran over to my husband and hugged him from behind in a crowded cinema. Turns out it wasn't him, and my husband and our friends saw it happen and couldn't stop laughing. Still haven't lived it down! If I was your girlfriend, I would have laughed it off! Some people are much too serious!