Actually, they're becoming more commonplace. I for one am getting tired of their primary defense, which is to slap someone across the face when they feel offended.

#14, perhaps by putting her hand down his pants? Now, there's two references to recent FML's! I had the audacity to one-up your story . . .three!

And then during the make-sex, did he cover her mouth to shut her up right before she came? Maybe that was a bit of a stretch. I guess you win, #19. This time, anyways.

#22, no, that was pretty good. After the sex, he realized his Trojan had split so he threw up in her purse! There's 5 and 6 :D

or did you not have sex with her when she suggestively asked you to take a shower with her?

No, because her niece tends to hide in the shower and scream "I SAW YOUR BOOBS!" When she comes in.

Still better than her 14 year old brother that grabs onto the boobs and won't let them go.

At least her cousin didnt get jealous when he didnt get to see her boobs.

This is probably the same girlfriend that won't give get bf the bone marrow. The bitch.

#55-she was the wrong match. and giving/receiving bone marrow hurts. she was probably scared, and her reaction just slipped.

That's a good way to get the gf to chillax.

#71, hey, I submitted my definition of "chillax" to Urban Dictionary. I am asking for your support --- please vote for it. And get all your friends to, as well. Thanks.