Cars, Sextoys and Transportation: What what? - FML

What what?

By Anonymous - 25/10/2011 05:58 - United States

Spicy

Today, my car broke down because someone stuck a dildo in the tail pipe. I'd parked in my driveway. FML

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By Char - 24/09/2017 19:00 - United Kingdom - Gravesend

Today, whilst at work, I had a woman come in with a problem with the seat in her car not moving backwards or forwards. There was a dildo stuck in the chair rail. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/02/2012 04:25 - United States

Today, after parking my car, I was informed by an incredibly hot girl that my tail light was faulty. I tried hitting it to make it work again. Guess who has 5 stitches and a smashed tail light? FML

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By someone - 09/12/2013 12:59 - United States - Mogadore

Today, my car broke down. I pulled to the side of the road to call a tow truck. After waiting what seemed like hours, the tow truck showed up, and then ran into the back of my car. FML

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By ummWhat? - 23/12/2018 02:00

Today my car was broken into. The only thing taken were condoms and lighters I had in the glove box. FML

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By ocroyalty - 01/02/2010 07:31 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was trying to get my car out of my boyfriend's apartment garage but couldn't. Why? Because somebody decided to park in front if the garage door and have sex. Complete with steamed windows and loud noises. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2019 04:01

Today, in my tidy, small-town neighborhood, I parked my car 50 metres further back from my usual spot just across from our house on a half-empty public street, because it was taken. Apparently, someone didn't appreciate this. So much so, they put a used condom under my windshield wiper. FML

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By jjuuuuuuulless - 17/12/2018 17:30

Today, my car's parking gear and parking brake failed. I watched as it rolled down a big hill into someone's 2017, $30,000 camper. FML

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By carless - 15/08/2010 02:25 - United States

Today, my car was stolen. From my driveway. By the guy who sold it to me. FML

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By nozVail - 20/11/2015 23:52 - United States

Today, I drove to my cousin's house so he could help me fix my broken tail light. On the way there, I got pulled over for having a broken tail light. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/05/2016 01:40 - United States - Walnut

Spicy

Today, I walked in on my mom in the bathroom, washing a dildo. FML

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Top comments

saIty 17

Tuesday 25 October 2011 12:01

Or maybe your car is a Transformer and was playing with itself.

WallyTheWombat 0

Tuesday 25 October 2011 12:04

Lol someone put a ***** in your "tailpipe".

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K_kanaka 26

Tuesday 25 October 2011 12:16

Wow this is by far the most unexpected prank that I've read about.

schmelia 10

Tuesday 25 October 2011 15:41

You must read about a lot of unexpected pranks.

saranndipidy 0

Tuesday 25 October 2011 12:17

yay free *****!

rattusrattus 18

Tuesday 25 October 2011 14:32

Free PRE-LUBED *****. All that lovely car grease, makes it nice and easy to use!

FREEDOM_from_fml 2

Tuesday 25 October 2011 12:18

I hate when that happens!

springbok_fml 2

Tuesday 25 October 2011 12:29

i hate it when this comment is posted on every FML

rattusrattus 18

Tuesday 25 October 2011 14:45

Whilst it is relevant to nearly every FML... yeah, it's a touch repetative.

Savra_fml 17

Tuesday 25 October 2011 15:01

Yes, we all hate it when that happens because it is sooooo common. ****** are found stuck in cars all the time

flagg1888 3

Wednesday 26 October 2011 11:47

Off topic, but I hate one worded responses.

SkardeyKat 3

Tuesday 25 October 2011 12:19

It sounds like it's someone way of saying "go **** yourself."

RedPillSucks 31

Tuesday 25 October 2011 16:35

And then you're in the man from Mars You go out at night, eatin' cars You eat Cadillacs, Lincolns too Mercuries and Subarus

mahcookie 3

Tuesday 25 October 2011 12:20

rofl :D that sucks

jedielf 23

Tuesday 25 October 2011 12:27

You know there's a dude who goes around ******* cars, right? Hopefully he doesn't live in your city, but if you go to cracked.com and look up "strangest fetishes" or something like that, you might find the article that mentions him. So - f your life indeedy, buuuuut it could have been worse. MUCH MUCH WORSE.

kareltje 17

Tuesday 25 October 2011 12:34

Wow, things are progressing. When I was young(er) we used to put condoms over exhaust pipes... I'm quite sure the effect of that is funnier than that of a ***** :D

ToeJams 0

Tuesday 25 October 2011 12:47

Well your car was f*cked, literally

nivek_yarb 0

Tuesday 25 October 2011 12:57

Wrong hole

Dodie__fml 2

Tuesday 25 October 2011 12:58

What's the matter? Can't take a ***** to the tailpipe these days?

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