What what?

By Anonymous - 25/10/2011 05:58 - United States

Spicy
Today, my car broke down because someone stuck a dildo in the tail pipe. I'd parked in my driveway. FML
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saIty 17

Or maybe your car is a Transformer and was playing with itself.

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WallyTheWombat 0

Lol someone put a ***** in your "tailpipe".

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mojobanks 8

The real FML here is, the car is getting more action than the owner.

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pfunk129 1

Give it to the girl that lost her shower head.

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j_cat187 19

****** are great weapons like the secret weapon in GTA.

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kg163401 0

Ha! Your car got ******....

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SpideyRules 9

"Look man. I ain't gonna fall for no banana in my tailpipe!"

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ikickgingers 15

Beverly hills cop, ftw.

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Okayitwasme 0

Always look on the bright side.... Free *****! You could sell it, gift it, or try it out.

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sheryabraham76 0

Oooops. It didn't come with an instruction.

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heyyitscharley 6

Don't take it the wrong way, someone cares enough about you not to make you pay for a *****......sweet gift (y)

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sneakymcpothead 0

Someone put a ***** in my friends mailbox !! Ahah this is Funnier though !

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bubo_fml 10

Man...Ur car is ****** up!

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