Your cars been gettin some

Just because you parked in your driveway doesn't mean it's gonna stop someone from putting a ***** in your tailpipe dumbass. I can see why they pretty much said go **** your self your a ******* idiot.

could have been worse, your car could have kept running, and you would die from carbon monoxide poisoning

What a tramp! You dirty little hatch back! You're gunna have a litter of smart cars if you're not careful!

The old ***** in the tail pipe trick. We use to do this back in the 70's to warm it up before insertion. No-one wants a cold *****. It was probably just an accident, make sure to put it back when you get home and leave the keys in the ignition.

Does that count as a one night stand?

That's what she said.

Haha what a dirty car

***** in the tail pipe, this broke your car how? The pressure from the crank would be enough to pop it out... But since it's out now, give it to that person whos missing the detachable shower head.

Hmm..... Why do I feel like "***** in the tailpipe" is a euphemism for surprise butt-sex.