WHO ARE YOU?

By Targeted - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Kirkland

Today, just like every morning this month, I woke up, put on my clothes, looked out my window, and was pointed at by a man in a ninja outfit on my neighbor's roof. The police still can't find him. FML
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Demonfish 14

Of course the police can't find him; he's a ninja!

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yessy729 0

"Drugs are bad mkay"

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Marrach 7

What the hell is an mkay?

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thewife5 19

That is how teenagers text. My son texted that to me.. Once. So dumb! Why can't they just text ok or okay?!?

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lashes_to_ashes 14

This sounds like something I would expect to see on MLIA

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Ugi 26

Now that's a quality FML! However, you only need to worry the day you _don't_ see him. That's when he has developed true ninja skills!

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charvisioku 22

Also dress as a ninja. Point back every morning. Ninjaception.

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WizeAgent15 4

Lol sorry text me if you want me to stop 5035164903

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doglover100 28

He's a ninja he's supposed to stay hidden.

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jptyler 8

It is probably your neighbors messing with your head.

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