WHO ARE YOU?

By Targeted - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Kirkland

Today, just like every morning this month, I woke up, put on my clothes, looked out my window, and was pointed at by a man in a ninja outfit on my neighbor's roof. The police still can't find him. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 198
You deserved it 2 894
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Demonfish 14

Of course the police can't find him; he's a ninja!

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amerikaninfidel 2

Your meme is bad and you should feel bad

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brackaman 18

12 Your use of a meme is awesome and you should feel awesome

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spazz666 18

Just a little spoiler alert, the "one does not simply" meme is actually not correct with the movie. Aragorn doesn't say that line.

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emilyjgraham 34

why are people like 92 determined to ruin other peoples fun?

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rudegirlmania 10

92, that's cool...except the dude in the meme isn't Aragorn. So...

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Zapagap_fml 8

92 That's because Boromir says it. Nerd one-upped

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ATSViper 15

167 - You have a creepy comment.

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ShadowsHeart 3

well no ****** shit its baromir that says it.

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nmlutgen 11

A ninja simply finds you. Be happy your still breathing.

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skittlestrailmix 14

It's hilarious from an outsiders point of view.

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AwkwardHaole808 16

Time to change the meds your on.

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Pleonasm 35

It's just the manifestation of her large, black dog, come to kill her.

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gc327072 30

Probably the same meds that made them nurse the rotten celery.

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lonecracker 5

Best problem ever!

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pjmommy 9

it might be time to move op

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StanSmith2013 26

Good old Ninjas, the reason why you have so many odd socks!

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tj5810 21

I'd cool it with the reporting. The cops are going to think you're a loon. You're going to have to take matters into your own hands. I suggest some weapons training. :P

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xXxIracebethxXx 14

Unless he's tall, wearing a business man outfit, and had extra limbs, it is not Slenderman. Just, no.

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boofgall 16

33- Is this all you do? Pick at other people's comments? Piss off.

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xXxIracebethxXx 14

45 - Piss off? I think I'll piss on you, instead. After all, you are sushi, and should naturally smell like fish. If you don't like my comments, you can calmly skip it. Glad you took the time out of your adult 21 year old life to harass a 17 years old minor due to some idiot, completely unimportant comments on the internet, though. Cochino.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Wow, ninjas are so stealth that 33 missed the 'ninja' in 20's comment...

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xXxIracebethxXx 14

113 - Your comment make me laugh out loud XD

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gregkingsley 4

They will never catch me! See u same time tomorrow dear!

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xXxIracebethxXx 14

A ninja never reveals him/herself. YOU ARE NOT THE NINJA!

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spazz666 18

Well since its an anonymous website he could be the ninja. Nice try though.

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