WHO ARE YOU?

By Targeted - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Kirkland

Today, just like every morning this month, I woke up, put on my clothes, looked out my window, and was pointed at by a man in a ninja outfit on my neighbor's roof. The police still can't find him. FML
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Demonfish 14

Of course the police can't find him; he's a ninja!

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dogpfcorn 11

Well you ARE in Washington....I bet you are baked off your ass, congrats on the weed

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DivineSunshine 1

You need to turn your phone's on video recording on before you pick it up and film him. I am guessing he is too quick to take a pic of him.

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lulzcoaster 3

clean your rifle in the morning, problem solved

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gymnastlove 4

I mean, as long as he is not actually watching you dress, it's not that bad?

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dehumanized 0

i know theres a drug, i think its meth that makes u see ninjas

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iTransform 8

They should have a "That's awesome!" button

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