Again, this is the internet. You can swear here. Stop "censoring" a curse word you can find in the damn dictionary.

IF this is true, she has one creative friend. Ask people what the first thing that comes to mind is when they want to kill someone and not one of them will be like "BITCH IMA USE A ******* BLUEBERRY MUFFIN TO KILL THIS MOTHER ******."

That sucks! I'm sorry that your supposed "friend" did that to you. Next time smell the food before you eat it to make sure that it doesn't have any blueberries in it. #148 you are so freaking funny! I agree nobody "sane" would think of using a blueberry muffin to kill anybody.

Lol thank you :). I think the friend deserves props if she was trying to kill her. Not props for trying to kill her...just..you know..props for creativity. But I still don't think this is true. If you're that allergic to something, you'd inspect your food carefully, especially if you know it's made in an environment where it's in close contact to something you're "deathly allergic" to. Or you should. If you're smart. You never know when these blueberry muffin serial killers are gonna attack.

Deathly allergic means you CAN die. It doesn't mean that they WILL die. If you don't get treated fast enough, death is highly possible. But you can get treated. My twin brother, when he was in kindergarden, had peanut butter shoved in his face because a boy who has a habit of being bastardly shoved a peanut butter and jelly sandwich shoved in his face. (I know the kid is bastardly because he punched me in the face) And when we were in second grade, he ate a peanut M&M because he thought it was a giant nerd. He's still alive, and if he does ingest peanut butter he can be hospitalized.