Wild Monopoly game tactics

By I hate that game - 23/11/2013 16:11 - United Kingdom - Wigan

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Today, I was playing Monopoly with my boyfriend and a few friends. After I bankrupted my boyfriend, he turned to me and said, "I fucked your best friend last night, so who really won?" I turned to the best friend in question, she looked at the board and said, "I'd like to buy a house please." FML
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meowmafia98 8

You do mean ex boyfriend right? And ex best friend?

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uoeno_fml 20

I'd rather have sand dumped in my driveway

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Omniprism 14

So totally not your best friend. I hope you dumped both if them.

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foxy_grampa 19

Oh monopoly, ruining friendships and tearing apart families since the 1930's

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LunarDubstep 24

Dump the asshole, and if I were you don't have anything to do with your "best friend" and "boyfriend"

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Enslaved 36

Was it her turn? Or is she like a door knob?

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RedPillSucks 31

She's like a bus route.

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Enslaved 36

Or perhaps she'd be more like a Monopoly Railroad "Train"?

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seacadet 18

Am I th only one that doesn't get angry over that game? Even with my normal anger issues, I like that game. Just long as hell.

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Enslaved 36

I agree. That game is super long and I'm sometimes glad to be out. I've however gotten a tad bit upset at losing to backgammon. :P

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sunnyray812 42

I never get upset at the game. My friends/family and I just laugh at whatever happens and enjoy the moment.

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8born8 18

If you play monopoly with your friends and family, surely you spend enough time with them to know their behaviours and playing strategies etc. If you play with someone who you know to be a sore loser or cheats, you're gunna have a bad time.

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JMichael 25

Ah what is it about board games that bring out the worst in people?

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Thejackel79 9

There is a button for aww never mind you already know the rest.

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limabeans101029 20

Break up with him and end your friendship with her. You don't want to be with someone who a)cheats, and b)gets angry at you when you beat him at a board game.

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ZomBgal 12

Exactly, how old is he anyway? My guess would've been 5 for being a sore loser like that.

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8born8 18

Perhaps snakes and ladders is a boardgame better suited to his IQ/age which he is acting.

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Dt33345 13

No. Remember how angry Spongebob got? Imagine what he would do after losing in that.

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ksks1234 33

I guess it is good that monopoly made him mad enough to confess about cheating on you. Sorry to hear he and your best friend both betrayed you.

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