Miscellaneous: Wild Monopoly game tactics

Wild Monopoly game tactics

By I hate that game - 23/11/2013 16:11 - United Kingdom - Wigan

Today, I was playing Monopoly with my boyfriend and a few friends. After I bankrupted my boyfriend, he turned to me and said, "I fucked your best friend last night, so who really won?" I turned to the best friend in question, she looked at the board and said, "I'd like to buy a house please." FML

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By Anonymous - 09/02/2015 20:42 - Australia - Blacktown

Today, I won a game of Monopoly against my girlfriend. She reacted by sweeping the board off the table, storming out the front door, and mowing down my mailbox driving away. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2015 20:43 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was playing Monopoly with my extended family. When my wife came home, she kicked me out of the game, and took all my money and property. When I said she couldn't do that, she said, "Sure I can. It's called divorce." Everyone laughed. Now I'm bored as hell, watching everyone else play. FML

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You deserved it 4 004

By anonymous - 14/01/2012 11:42 - Australia

Today, I came home to my fiancé and his mates playing Monopoly naked in our backyard. FML

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By Money-money-money - 14/12/2012 02:25 - France

Today, I played a game of Monopoly with my friends. Since I'm of Greek origin, they thought it would be funny to make me start with a €100,000 debt. FML

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By Embarrassed - 22/08/2013 04:40 - United States - Gloucester

Today, I was playing Charades with my boyfriend's family. When it was his turn, he pointed at me. His mother said "Bitch?" The answer was "relationship". FML

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Game on!

By Anonymous - 13/03/2024 20:10 - United Kingdom

Today, I learned that when you have a banker and rental property manager for a dad, and a recently graduated business major for a boyfriend, the absolute worst thing you can do at family dinner night is suggest playing Monopoly. It was four hours of carnage I don’t think I can recover from FML

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You deserved it 116

By Anonymous - 13/07/2013 16:16 - Puerto Rico - San Juan

Today, I was playing Monopoly with my kids. It was fun, and led to some mock fights. My neighbor, who despises me for being a single mother, used it as an excuse to call the cops on me for "abusing" my kids. They were too confused to do anything but nod at the officer's accusing questions. FML

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By goodbye sweet internet - 06/07/2013 18:23 - Greece - Athens

Today, after playing numerous games of poker against my friend, and him telling me that I'm the best poker player he's ever met, I went out and played for real money. I got totally destroyed, lost all of my money, and was laughed out of the building. FML

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By Brennan Lebrun - 18/05/2018 05:00

Today, I went to my best friend's house to propose to my girlfriend of 6 years. When I walked in, she was having sex with my best friend's 37-year-old brother. She then yelled, ”You should have knocked first!” FML

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Betrayal!

By Anonymous - 23/05/2010 05:32 - Canada

Today, my best friend of 10 years told me she had slept with a man who had a girlfriend. I told her that it wasn't that bad. She then informed me that it was my boyfriend. FML

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meowmafia98 8

Saturday 23 November 2013 19:40

You do mean ex boyfriend right? And ex best friend?

uoeno_fml 20

Saturday 23 November 2013 19:40

I'd rather have sand dumped in my driveway

Comments

Mirakledba 10

Saturday 23 November 2013 20:58

wow...sorry OP ;(

misUnderstood23 9

Saturday 23 November 2013 21:19

Damn OP, what'd you do? He's childish for saying that and your best friend is stupider for doing that to you.

Gtca 15

Saturday 23 November 2013 21:21

Man, that sucks almost as bad as landing on Park Place with hotels. Repeatedly.

Joshawott 21

Saturday 23 November 2013 21:25

Another family destroyed by monopoly.

graphicstyle7 17

Saturday 23 November 2013 21:26

Er, I'm hoping you are all very young. He's not a keeper, he's a looser.

RedPillSucks 31

Saturday 23 November 2013 21:27

Well, in defense of monopoly, her cheating boyfriend had already cheated. The game was just where he admitted to it.

8born8 18

Saturday 23 November 2013 21:29

So sorry OP, what a fucktard sphincter monkey delinquent and what a backstabbing skanky bitch. I hope you smiled, said 'that's nice. Why don't you two lovebirds have a nice night out on me?' Hand them a hotel and some monopoly money and tell them to get the **** out.